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Catfish U-turn 

The act of presenting yourself over a social media platform to standards below your actual level. E.g. Using old, unflattering, revolting photos as a tinder profile, only to leave the person speechless when you're actually extremely tolerable in person

Also know as the Reverse Catfish or the Lloyd
"...So that girl i've been talking to turned up to the date, WAY hotter than i thought she initially was from her profile. She pulled the Catfish U-turn"
"She's a Lloyd!!"
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A cat that looks like a fish ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŸ
Otherwise known as a cat that will pretend to be a fish on social media to lure other fish in to eat.
Fish: I got cat fished once. It was not fun. He tried to take me out of the park pond where he met me.
Other fish: oh boy! My best friend is a catfish I hope he doesnโ€™t try to take me to a park pond!
Catfish by Grockay away December 24, 2018
Someone on the internet who steals someone else's identify or photos and tricks people into believing they are that person and getting money
Rick: so i have been talking to this girl online Katrina and i sent her $500.
Fred: she is a catfish man don't fall for it.
Catfish by Hd3U6jkU7 December 22, 2019

Immaa Catfish 

Only the hottest chic Riften. She's fun loving, and fun to hang around.
I'ma give Immaa Catfish some of my fishy Cat.

catfish mustache 

the few tiny hairs that grow on the sides of a persons upper lip. often seen on mexicans and young boys who can't grow in a full mustache yet. reference to the "mustaches" on catfish.
sorry, you can't grow a real mustache yet, but those little whiskers on the sides of your lips are shaping up to be a pretty good catfish mustache
catfish mustache by taniawarf August 15, 2010

Catfish Coffin 

The result of a man dying from unknown causes during vaginal penetration.
Yep Bob was on top and had a heart attack while in my catfish coffin.
Catfish Coffin by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011

Knuckle headed catfish 

Really cool explitive that is not much of an explitive. Some thing I came up with in college and hope it sweeps the nation like wild fire.
Did you see your test score?

No...let me see...aw Knuckle Headed Catfish