Carls

Fucking crazzy ass kid who dominate in the game of curve ball tying the score of David Ashenfelter. That fucker! fucked up the last kid who tried to beat his score.

Ho shit look at Carls play. That kid is fucking awsome.

by brett January 18, 2005

Carlson

A replacement for a Draguilar.
A director that seems nice for a while, but then pulls a Carlson and does something random and irrational to piss everyone off.
A Carlson is usually too young and immature to handle their job.

Can also refer to falling or tripping over yourself.

Person 1: Did you see him fall off the stage?? It was epic!
Person 2: Haha, yea he pulled another Carlson.

by Lizzardd April 4, 2008

Tucker Carlson

When a transsexual woman’s business is showing by accident.

Hey Shanda you need to Tucker Carlson your business. Don’t be putting it out there for free like the libs!

by anonymous September 21, 2021

Carlstadt

Located in Bergen County, possibly the worst town ever. Less than a square mile, it somehow manages 3 pizza places. Obviously some sort of German from the name. It's basically East Rutherford's porter potty

"Hey mannn I'm bored let's go to a stupid town"
"We should check out Carlstadt!"

by poopycakakaface February 2, 2009

Stay Classy Carlsbad

A small business, mainly sole-proprietorship "movement" that in protest and by parody operates using the same immoral, unproductive and underhanded techniques as the notoriously evil big business failures of the past (or even present, sadly). Especially those business practices leading to the economic collapse of 2008.

Furthermore it is a business that doesn't care whether or not it succeeds and in fact is trying to fail in order to become a tax shelter. It is characterized by its indifference or even antipathy toward success.

Owner of business: I am bummed

Friend: why is that?
Owner of business: well the business I set up as a tax shelter turned a profit because my employee died and the "dead peasant insurance" paid out huge, so now I have to actually pay taxes.

Friend: Stay Classy Carlsbad

by Ben the life critic March 26, 2010

carlsbad grimple

To have the head of your penis injected with a drug, usually heroin

President Bush loves giving the Carlsbad Grimple to Dick Cheney.

by Karlos Malik Shabazz May 17, 2006

Lukas Carlsson

Lukas Carlsson is a very handsome and fit guy who is a lady magnet if you wish. Every girl has a very good time hanging out with him and he is good at making friends. He keeps his shape good at all time and all other people at gym class feel very sad when Lukas dominates the field. Lukas often keeps to himself and likes to be single. Even tho a lot of girls are available for him he still stays single for his own best. Lukas always tries to be nice to everyone but still manages to get his heart broken.

look its Lukas Carlsson! He is such a good friend. All the ladies would love to be with him.

by bestmaster69 December 9, 2019