California

A part of Mexico that was stolen by the United States. It is still part of Mexico because stolen property remains the property of the original owner. Because I am a patriot, I am ashamed of this stain on the honor of the United States.

California is still a nice place to live.

California by Richard Peterson October 15, 2007

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A Preety fine lookin girl that looks like shes from california

"yo dude u hit it up with California last night"
"Yeaah Boy! u no i jumped in her ass like a kangaroo"

california by kong winters March 18, 2007

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California

One of 50 member states of the USA; Largest state in terms of population; home of American film industry; currently topping Florida, New York and Texas as The Most Embarassing State To Live In due to a massively hideous recall effort to install an Austrian actor as governor, at a time of a major budget crisis that will most certainly get worse before the next recall move that will take place the following year.
Also, a state within a day's driving distance to Las Vegas.

I'm voting back in Cali, in Cali, in Cali, I'm voting back in Cali (nah, I don't think so).

California by Paul Wartenberg October 5, 2003

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California

This is California, but that doesn't mean we're the only state with a coastline. I'm sure many of the residents don't want it to be known as the surfer-dude state, because it isn't all about the beaches and SD isn't the best place ever. The Chargers aren't a very good team anyway. :P imo imo. "Don't tase me, bro."

California impression: Cowabunga, brahh. Just caught some gnarly waves!

California by dfhgbsey January 8, 2009