bumper waltz

when the amount of people slow dancing is larger than the space provided and couples run into each other repeatedly.

"Someone stepped on the back of my feet 5 times in that bumper waltz."

by runblue July 26, 2009

Bumper Sticker Buddhism

Succinct spiritual phrase supposedly attributed to a wide range of so-called spiritual leaders or guru such as, e.g., Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra, Ghandi, Dalai Lama or Jesus that offer a shortcut to enlightened consciousness. They are often posted as a status on Facebook or in public toilets. Examples of Bumper Stickers Buddhism
- “The secret of life is to use our energy to welcome the new and to put to rest the old – Abraham Lincoln”

- “Try not to expect anything so that everything will come to you – Elvis”

- “You are where you need to be and to be in the be, is being a free bee – Plato”

I’m tired of your bumper sticker Buddhism

I’ve been to see my massage therapist and had to hear her bumper sticker Buddhism for an hour.

by Potimarron October 5, 2013

Bumper

A small device for dispensing doses of cocaine or crank.

Yo man, lemme see that bumper, I need to get my ass lifted.

by jimmy April 30, 2003

bumper shoot

slang for "umbrella" as used by Philadelphia's WPVI TV 6 weatherman Dave Roberts.

I've got the bumper shoot handy in case of sudden showers.

by Joe Butler March 31, 2004

bumper sticker

Expression of one's opinion regarding political standing, religious conviction, moral belief, or sense of humor through one's vehicle.

He had many pro gun bumper stickers on the back of his car. I wonder if he's ever met Charlton Heston?

by JenThe80'sFan August 9, 2004

bumper plow

An indian way to 69 a female of white, asian, or spanish descent

Kumar Patel on Megan Fox Bumper Plowed

by Mr. Patel the 10x 100202984921 January 14, 2010

Bumper to bumper

A sexy form of traffic

"I like when they say bumper to bumper."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018