Brocks Penis

Fucking miniscule

Brocks penis is so small you need a microscope to see it

by Blazikensepukku November 15, 2018

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Brock blocked

When a pro athlete's starting job is no longer available after returning from injury.

Jimmy G was proud he would be able to return for the playoffs, turns out he was Brock blocked!

by Clone49 January 10, 2023

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Brock Craghead

A goofy guy with Short person syndrome and a little Dick. Gets bitches somehow, and uses his collected 2 brain cells to play football and watch a fuck ton of anime to the point where it’s scary

“Brock Craghead you fucking asshole”

by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023

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Brock Stanley is the most humble gym bro. He’s ripped and avoids wearing tank tops so people don’t think he’s trying to show off his shredded, toned, muscular body.

He also has a soft spot and cares for those who respect and love him for his heart. It’s hard not to like him with that genuine smile of his. He is so loyal and lovable, his gf is so lucky.

He’s also really goofy and funny, he’s such a fun person to be around and is the guy you want to bring along on your adventures. If you’re boring, you’ll never witness it yourself.

Gym bro: “Wait bro, is that THE Brock Stanley?”

Gym bro 2: “Yeah I think it is bro, I heard he’s all natty!”

Gym bro: “Let’s go ask his gf for his workout routine”

by Peachy_Peach February 27, 2023

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