bridesmaid paradox

Having a boner, but secretly wanting a girl to suck it but in reality you just jerk yourself to your fucked up hentai because your mom never loved you and your dad never came back when he went to get cigarettes.

I've been having an awesome day but after seeing some cute grills, I have a bridesmaid paradox and need to go home and cry myself to sleep

by k_m00se October 26, 2015

Troll Bride

A fat women who is geting married, a fat ungly woman with an attitude, smelly fat women who trap you into marring them because there pregnant, a mans wife who lets herself go a turns into a fat fucking pig

A troll bride is that stupid, annoying, loud mouthed, fat, smelly, high foreheaded, ugly bitch, who your best bud is getting married too, because he put his dick in the ugly whore and managed to impregnate her, and whom is now being traped by the ungly lump of pig shit into getting married.

by Pissed off Guy living in Jersey December 30, 2007

Prince Bride

A film by Mike Smith, about a gay Prince who longed for a straight knight.

"the same actor that was in Prince Bride"

by antonia666 March 20, 2005

runaway bride

(verb) When a guy drops his girlfriend off right in front of the movie theater so she can buy the tickets to a movie they plan to see while he parks the car, but she "accidentally" buys tickets to a chick flick instead.

(Girl): If you drop me off, I'll get the tickets
(Guy): OK, but don't runaway bride me like you did last month.

by jimmy66 May 31, 2012

War Bride

The title given to someone in the S.C.A or other such historical reenactment event that you camp at, who is sworn to another to take care of all of their needs for the duration of a War. Needs usually consist of, but are not limited to; cooking, armoring, sex, water bearing, cleaning, tent warming, drink fetching and post fight massages.

The bride in turn receives recognition of the battle field for whom their honor is being fought for, a person to whom they can come to with any problems, some one to keep drunken creepers at a distance, the perks and protection of that persons camp and a companion to keep them happy during the War.

"I didn't know you and Chelsie were dating!" "Were not, she lives 3 hours away from me. Shes just my war bride."

"I'm glad I'm Jeff's war bride this event. I keep getting hit on by drunken assholes and hes there to chase them off every time"

by Welsh Maiden September 7, 2012

Bride Candy

A random dude who appears at bachelorette parties and/or weddings who grinds, kisses or appears in a photo-op with the bride-to-be before she signs her life away to one man for eternity.

Did you see the guy Jeanine is making out with?
Yeah, he's just bride candy until next week.

by Metrosexual Caveman September 12, 2010

bride frightener

Large male member. That which would put the fear of Got into most newly wed ladies.

Charles entered the bridal suite naked & Daphne fainted at the size of of his 'bride frightener'.

by yoggy January 15, 2014