branford, ct

basically the town is split into 3 parts. stony creek, pine orchard, and then the poor part. stony creek and pine orchard is full of rich old people who live on the water. and then theres the ghetto.. where, well you know.

"Where do you live?"
"Branford, CT"
"Ohhh, so you live on the water, right?"

by mike87687876 August 21, 2006

braffer

A generally disliked effeminate male with absolutely no substance. Name derived from actor Zach Braff.

"I had a conversation with that braffer with the nail polish. It's like talking to a rock."

by P.J. Jones June 11, 2007

baffin

A word used to describe someone of great attractiveness.

"That guy is baffin!"

by kenthondagirl November 4, 2009

pap baffle

This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.

Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!

by barber6 July 13, 2009

Smells Of Bradford

Another word For the Muslim God Allah

Hey I'm a Muslim I worship smells of bradford.

by Finzbob October 23, 2020

barffart

barffart is when you are extremely drunk (usually drinking sailor jerry) and are producing flatulence from your rectum while vomiting

'i drank to much sailor jerry and barffarted all night'

'baby... i barffarted'

'that bitch was so drunk she was barffarting while giving someone a hum dinger'

by TheFancys July 25, 2009

Bradford, AR

1. A place where only 800 people live.

2. A place where there are only 40 kids in each graduating class.

3. A place where 90% of the residents are on drugs.

Paul: Where do you live?
Rick: In Bradford, AR.
Paul: Oh, so you do drugs?

by pseudonym?jk November 22, 2011