bail bondsman

at times your very best friend. one who always accepts collect calls from jail.

I need your booking number for the bail bondsman to get you out.

by purpaorchid March 3, 2009

Captain Birdseye

Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page

Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases

by Psychologist October 11, 2003

shag some birds

The act in which a male has sexual intercourse with a woman.
Shag meaning sex and birds meaning ladies
Used mainly by the good ol' brits

"hey larry, lets go to a couple of clubs and get plastered, and then we'll go off and shag some birds"

"sounds like a mighty fine idea to me jerry"

by the bo January 9, 2006

Boidseed

A pile of yellow grains normally eaten by boids. A favorite among all bird-like F-Zero racers.

"Hyuh, I'm gettin' preddy peckish! I bettah twitter me some boidseed!"

by Captain Falcon January 6, 2006

c'est quoi ce bordel

french for what the fuck

C'est quoi ce bordel!!!

by stressed_mess July 17, 2015

Border bunny

A derogatory term used against people of latino origin; derived from border hopper, which has the same definition, but with bunny used instead of hopper as a reference to bunnies hopping.

You: “fuck you douche.”
Me: “stfu you’re a border bunny.”

by bequeef December 17, 2018

Angry Birds

This is an incredibly addicting and annoying iPhone game. In the game, there is a slingshot used to launch birds at pigs. Really, there is no point to this game since it takes away from your social life and it annoys your girlfriends/boyfriends. It also can teach kids that it is OK to launch birds in slingshots. This is definitely not something we want.

a typical skype conversation between girlfriend/boyfriend

Kaelynn: "Ugh! What are you doing right now? I'm TRYING to talk!"

Christian: "Yeah, hold on just a second babe. I'm kinda busy right now."

Kaelynn: "Ugh, are you playing that stupid BIRD GAME again?!"

Christian: "Yeah, I"m playing Angry Birds. It's more interesting than you."

by kae!! July 1, 2011