bored

Boring bored ppl who have boring lives who live in boring houses and boring towns who go to boring schools on boring computers and go on boring websites like boring urban boring dictionary.com and look up boring words like boring, bored or boring things. PS. Boring ppl bore me.

Jenna: I'm bored
Karen: Your boring me
Jenna: Good
Karen: Good!
Jenna: Good!!!
Karen: *starts singing spanish ABC song*
Jenna: *Passes out with bordom*
Karens mom: *Comes in and sings with karen*
Karen: *Throws a spanish ABC song party*

by Betsy and Sieanna October 28, 2008

Barbed Shrock

A torture device often used by Shrek Covenant members. It is six feet in length, and six inches in diameter. it has barbs, two inches long, for hooking into the intestine. By tradition, the Barbed Shrock must be inserted all the way, held in for two minutes, and then pulled out viciously. Often pulling out the lower intestine with it. There are variations to this method of punishment. Such as sometimes the partner of the offender must eat their lower intestine after it has been pulled out.

Due to your offense to the Ogre Lord Shrek during the sacred act of Shrex, you are punished to the Barbed Shrock.

by Bishop of The Shrek Covenant September 16, 2019

I am so bored

When you type “I am so bored” into google because the teacher is taking FOREVER to hand out one paper and you type in your thoughts into google using your phone.

You: I am so bored so I will type “I am so bored” into google and see what I find

by AgileToaster March 7, 2022

boobed

When you intentionally grab or bumb into a womans brest area.

Anthony just boobed her!

by <=-Q-=> November 14, 2004

Borederline Dwarf

A term used to describe people who are a 2-3 inches taller than 4'10". Making them not "legally" a dwarf, but on the borderline of being such.

Paula Abdul, Dolly Parton, and Kristen Bell are all examples of a Borederline Dwarf.

by Seera Sea July 11, 2007

Extreme Boredom

When in a state of boredom that begins to make you wish you were watching the paint on your walls dry, but they already dried, so you hit your head against the wall and watch as the hole slowly closes. (Please allow 2-4 years of staring for this to happen.)

I was in extreme boredom, and eventually killed myself since the hole never closes...ever...

by Nod-narb Renmus August 6, 2008

boredum

Just like regular boredom, but so extreme its spelled with a U instead of an O.

Person 1: Dude im dying of boredom

Person 2 thats nuthing i got a case of the boredum

Person 1: dude

by Awesome213 August 18, 2008