BONK!

When the scout from team fortress asks if anybody is keeping track of any of the heads he's battered in with his metal bat.

Scout TF2: "Hey, is someone keeping track of my heads batted in? Bonk!"
Heavy TF2: "No"

by absolutely BONKers! August 3, 2023

Bonk

1. A generic insult to one’s intelligence.

2. A synonymous term to describe something that is whack.

This word can be followed with, “ass” or, “shit”.

“Good googly moogly, Trevor’s bonk-ass got fired from his job for trying to hook up with his boss. That shits bonk!”

“Dawg, can you believe Trump is afraid of sharks? That’s some bonk shit.”

by bonkassdude January 24, 2018

Bottle Bonking

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.

My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.

by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025

bonk turbo

acting in a form or way that resembles turbo

aye bonk turbo why u dancing in front of the jaunts

by Isreal October 7, 2023

bonk

I gotta bucket of chicken

"bonk, you're dead"

by Pathetic Ranch May 7, 2019

bonk

sexual intercourse, used in place of fucking, a sextape/porn, or fuck buddy.

i want to bonk you so hard.
oh him? he's my bonkbro.
we made a bonktape last night.

by snuffybun January 31, 2020

Bonk

When something is so unbelievable that you have to shorten bonkers to express how you feel

Oliver: That party was bonk!
Phoenix: Absolutely wicked!

by phoenixislemons February 22, 2018