Crongo-Bongo

Etymology: Solobrity Dialect
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.

Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.

“He joined the VC on meth, started crying about the holographic universe, and then left mid-rant after saying ‘I am the slab.’”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”

by realtimecrease May 20, 2025

Hi I’m Bongo

Hi I’m Bongo is something only pifs do

“Hi I’m bongo” Jimmy
“Oh cool ima pif to ! “ Jonny
“Yum” Jimmy

by GassedTomato November 9, 2019

bongo

basically means a man of overwhelming confidence, who people aspire to be like

When i grow up i wanna be like Bongo

by filipinoboy8 November 22, 2021

Bongo Bangerz

where your a professional African and know how to bongo bang.

Sadio Mane and Mamadou Sakho are both bongo bangerz

by nclay999 August 23, 2017

Bongos

Bongos

Glory to the Bongos!

by conceders July 3, 2023

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

dongo de bongo

dongo like a bongo is real in tha hutt

dongo my mom is al de bongo ful of bongo.

or

Dongo de bongo is a real king of a Bongo.

or lif is sad without a dongo in de bongo

by hdugedhsdmdbhjb November 28, 2018