Boat life

It’s like Salt life, but about boating, being on water. Partying on boats in summer. Drinking seltzer,bud light, any alcohol drink that exits.

Mike : What’s up weekend bro?
Dan : Boat life bruh!

John: How did you get em girls to go out with us?
Tyler: Told then it’s about that Boat life

by Yourfatwhitenieghbor January 28, 2020

gay boat

A sexually confused and unhappy child, often alone like a lost boat.

God Kevin, why are you being such a gay boat?

by MeowF1ute May 11, 2016

Boat stare

Boat stare

The kind of disgruntled/uncomfortable expression on one's face after spending too much time on a boat.

Schnidi has spent the last five hours on a ferry.
Yeah you can tell that by looking at his face :/ he got that boat stare

by Boat stare guy July 9, 2021

neu-boating

Standing in your basement

I had to hurry home from golf so I could go neu-boating.

by Peetos January 11, 2022

boat loaded

To drink so much that one would think you have consumed the equivalent volume of alcohol which could be stored on a container ship.

Deaner actually pissed himself he was so drunk. He was boatloaded.

by Craigger May 13, 2005

I'm on a Boat

When you're an unstoppable force, one with the sea, the king of the world, etc. Drinking Santana champagne, wearing flip flops, fucking mermaids, and riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit is also recommended. Derived from the song, "I'm on a Boat ft. T-Pain" by The Lonely Island.

Man, I'm on a boat today! Banged a mermaid chick, did flips and shit, and a lot more. Damn, I wish I had a time machine. I would be on a boat tomorrow.

by AssCon July 13, 2010

man in a boat

Clitoris. Because the head of the clitoris with surrounding tissue looks like a man in a boat.

If you want your woman to be happy, you have to talk to the man in the boat.

by mojocracker January 28, 2004