lovely blooded muff

A variation of "Lovely Stuff" which was coined by Jules Berry of worldpay fame.

"Out tonight hero?"
"Yeah its gonna be lovely blooded muff mate"

by TimmyMagic November 28, 2006

Guac-blocked

When you're at a party and all you really want is to get some guacamole dip and chips, but one of your fellow party-goers is drunkingly blocking your path to the guac.

Sarah had gotten her drink and was ready to get some snacks, but unfortunately she was guac-blocked by Cody, who had moved between her and the food.

by LRob September 22, 2007

Cock Blocked

When a lame friend won't let a good looking guy hang out with her friend

I wanted to talk to the hot friend, but her lame friend cock blocked me and told me that they were leaving.

by Bartendress February 5, 2006

Bloked up

When you are so drunk your past the point of no return. So drunk that you are entirely incoherent.

Man, I was so bloked up last night I pissed on my desk.

by Akamu February 5, 2017

blooket

any space word for a curse word, but tbh the best word ever

“ what the blooket?! “
“ ur a blooket “
“ BLOOK YOU! “

by 4sparagu5 February 18, 2022

barack-blocked

When an election is called so swiftly and decidedly that Election Day parties end early, prematurely stopping any potential hook-ups.

See: cock blocked

"Where's Kelly? I thought you two were hitting it off."
"She left soon as CNN called it for Obama; I got barack-blocked."

by bluejuh March 22, 2009

BOBBY BLOCKED

Being blocked from any interesting web site due to a network admin. that takes himself and his little tiny life too seriously.

Damn, all I was trying to do is check my email and I got "BOBBY BLOCKED"
Shit, Whatta Dick-Weed

by russdall October 23, 2009