bessie

adj; used to describe someones alter ego when they're consuming alcoholic substances and acting RAUNCHY!

noun; drunk shit

"woah, put bessie away"
"maybe you should stop drinking.. your bessie's showing!"

by christin heart May 29, 2008

Blessed

A play on the word 'Blazed' to describe the effects of Marijuana on the human mind. Another way of saying 'Stoned' or 'Mashed'.

Lewis: Will, man, you look seriously fucking blessed!

Will (in his signiture position): Yeah mate i'm so blessed right now!

Tom: I'm not blessed at all yet man.

Lewis: That's because your fucking hardcore dude.
Tom : Better fire up another J then!

by Mashwans May 27, 2010

blessed android

Term used to describe frustration or discontent. Similar to saying "Christ!!!", "Shit", or "Dow!!!".

1.Blessed android!
2. You've just dropped change EVERWHERE....."Blessed android!!"

by Angela Buchan January 18, 2007

get blessed

To receive a blow job. Comes from the fact that person giving the job is kneeling as if they're doing a blessing.

"I told her I wanna ride out, and she said yes / We didn't go to church, but I got blessed." - Pitbull/Ne-Yo – "Time of Our Lives"
OR
If you go into the confessional booth with that Catholic priest, there's a good chance you'll get blessed.

by Nicholas D July 29, 2021

Covid-19 Is a Blessing

The unspoken truth that governments’ stimulus packages in many developed countries delayed the retrenchment of millions of people who were working for businesses that were about to fold up just before the coronavirus pandemic struck.

Thousands of gig workers don’t deny that Covid-19 is a blessing in disguise, because they see the government’s handouts as God’s Favor on them during this pandemic crisis.

by Covido December 29, 2020

jewish blessing

You got no money.............but that's okay, cos you have a gigantic dong

Oh hey Julie......that guy over there? He's dirt poor but I've heard he has a jewish blessing

by JCJ August 8, 2006

Blessed

Someone who is lucky enough to come in contact with a man named Jeff, the most awesomest person ever.

Person 1: Do you know Jeff?

Person 2: Yes, the most awesomest person I know by far!

Person 1: Then you are truly blessed!

by Yo mama!!!!! March 4, 2008