I'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean

a sex position where the woman takes charge and scissors the guy in a way where penetration is still happening, and squirt ontop of him

"yesterday i told my boyfriendI'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean. he's still recovering hehe"

by someonewhoshallremainnameless November 20, 2022

blenderhead

Somebody who uses Blender alot, and can do everything quick and great looking.

Blender.org

Shadowdragon is a blenderhead

by CheapAlert April 28, 2004

blendering

Rendering a picture in your pc with blender, therefore pushing your computer to the absolute max.

Person 1: Hey why is your computer so loud?
Person 2: I'm just blendering, no big deal

Person 1: Dude that's dangerous for the cpu
Person 2: How?

Person 1: The computer sounds like it's gonna explode!

by MyPenJustBroke October 10, 2017

garage-blender

A blender that must be stored in the garage, because it is so manly it offends your wife's delicate senses.

Finally, I can make my own steak-milkshakes, now that I have my new garage-blender.

by Gerard Gadal June 27, 2008

blender

Oral sex from a girl with braces

Temitra gave Dom a blender when they were hella crunk.

by Brett Everhart April 24, 2006

Blegend

n. a mixture of blatant and legend. Used when someone is obviously a massive legend.

The Textbook Break-up are blegend as fuck mushty.

by Shorty/D-Bear October 14, 2006

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

It means i love what you've done with your couch setup.

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

my penis is sad :(

Yeah i like strudel too

by meowu80u80 March 15, 2010