beartos

A rowdy, down to business fella without question. Mess with him you got some serious problems.

I saw beartos showing some people up.

by Hansjr November 13, 2018

Blart

When you close your eyes to push out a fart.

Chloe was and the bathroom and her brother came in and saw her Blart

by phoebe divuouvgace January 24, 2019

Baearthur

An old man, typically bald. Usually a headass who makes headass music.

Oh my god, that dude is such a baearthur, he's so old.

by Headassploofy June 15, 2019

Blartsexual

When you are only attracted to Paul Blart. No other females or male. Only lil paulie

Ty1: Dude Amy is so hot!

Ty2: Nah sorry man, im a Blartsexual

by egwhqyu7ghfre7 October 27, 2019

Bleating Wine

Expensive wine that is poured only during celebrations

Please get us some of that bleating wine in the evening

by Kariuontel February 9, 2020

Blart

Smokin a blunt while you fartin’

Ayeeee I just blarted my dudeeee

by Mliv March 16, 2020

blart

a blessed fart

robber: fart or ill kill your mom!
me: *farts*
mom: damn, that was a blart and a half son!

by heyheywastaken September 11, 2020