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bearded clam

An obscene word for a hairy, fishy pussy
Prepare to dance with the bearded clam.
by 6piece December 19, 2007
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Full Beard

Better than awesome; all out; extreme. An adjective used to describe making the most of a situation by any means necessary, such as fully capitalizing on every opportunity, having extremely good luck, using style and charm to get what you want, and turning any bad situation into a good one and any good situation into an incredible one.

The amount of facial hair referenced is directly proportionate to the quality and intensity of the situation and its outcomes. Beards can be referred to in terms of quantity (i.e., full beard, half beard, 5 o'clock shadow) or you can name the type of facial hair directly (i.e., full beard, goatee, fu man chu, handlebars, soul patch, etc.).

Here are some examples of famous people who are full beard (actual facial hair not required, but encouraged): Arnold Schwarzenegger, Clint Eastwood, The Most Interesting Man in the World (aka, the Dos Equis guy), Keith Richards, John McEnroe.
How was your night man? We went out full beard, 150%.
by full_beard June 26, 2010
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Juror's Beard

The beard a person grows when they miss work because he is sitting on a jury.

Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Peter: Dude, did you see Richard's beard? It looks like he spent the last week and a half in West Virginia.

Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
by RedBeard53 April 11, 2011
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Bearded Meme Daddy

A combo of a meme daddy with the bonus of a beard. A Bearded Meme Daddy often has great bushy facial hair, makes everyone around him laugh (especially with memes), and is daddy goals.
by AdventurerLikeYou April 16, 2017
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the bearded lady

this is when you are doing the chili dog surprise and the fork in the road at the same time, this will in turn climb up the womans jaw line giving the effect of having a beard.
Oh man, I was with this chick last night and i was giving her the chili dog surprise and she liked it so much she kept her head down and she looked like the bearded lady.
by penh October 9, 2009
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Tatties and Bear

The different, but funnier way of saying "titties and beer." You would usually say this when someone asks you what you would like to do before going to a party and having a great f'in time.
Yo Nick, wat do you wanna do tonight?" Nick's response: "Tatties and Bear!
by Captain Morgan Freeman June 29, 2010
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Loaded for Bear

To be prepared, mentally and/or physically, for extreme opposition; typically used in reference to an aggressive or potentially violent situation.

The phrase originates with American hunters and woodsmen in regions frequented by the brown bear. Brown bears are the largest land-based predator on earth, and when expecting to deal with them the hunters would bring much more powerful rifles than they would if hunting other game.
When the police responded to the reports of a men in body armor with AK-47s robbing a bank, they came loaded for bear.
by Wyldfire2112 October 19, 2010
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