sander blaster 

while having anal sex, roll a piece of sandpaper(with the sanding side in) and insert this in the girl/boy's anus which you continue to fuck until you cum or are bloody and raw

Tim continued to give Matt a sander blaster through the pain, what a pal.

sander blaster by jorgen November 9, 2006

rectal blaster 

rectal blaster: the process of bending a girl over a large object generally a car connet or a table and squriting chocolate sauce up their ass

id like to rectal blaster jass' ass

rectal blaster by Greesy Boy Steve May 12, 2006

snout blaster 

The act of snorting a drug. This can apply to cocaine or even pills that are smashed into a powder.

Hey bro, lets smash up that last Ritalin and do a couple of snout blasters.

snout blaster by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010

Corn Blaster

a shit visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your asshole in an emergency fashion. A truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual shit, often spackling the side of the toilet bowl. One of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy asshole upon crowning.

Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."

Corn Blaster by newbcat November 21, 2011

Wind Blaster 

When you fart into a fan while someone is sleeping, shut the door, and make sure it does not open. Thus making it impossible to escape the smell.

I crept into my sisters room during her slumber party, and gave them a wicked wind blaster!

Wind Blaster by wind blaster expert December 17, 2012

dookie-blaster 

"dookie-blaster"; otherwise known as a "fudge-packer" or "ass-pirate".

not to be confused with GreenDay.

"I was walking down the alley and noticed this dookie blaster hammering away at his gay lover."

dookie-blaster by Azathoth September 29, 2004

Plaster Blaster 

When a girl with a cast on her arm gives you a hand job while giving another guy a blow job. Preferably with a cast that extends up to and wraps around the thumb.

Billy felt quite chafed the next day after receiving a Plaster Blaster.

Plaster Blaster by The Mufin Man November 1, 2007