Bivalve Belt

Polittically liberal culture, or lack of culture, like, whatever, within clamming distance of the coasts and inland salt water bodies (Puget Sound, Straits of Juan de Fuca, estuaries) of Washington, Oregon, Northern California, British Columbia, and Alaska. Spiritual Icon is Ivar Haglund (deceased and not risen again), Seattle seafood restauranteur and local character, noted for his sagely peaceful spiritual advice, "Keep Clam." Bivalve Belt persons are noted for prissily liberal politics, a fun-demented belief that Ivar will stay dead, 'Save the Spotted Owl' bumper stickers, and walking in the rain without umbrellas. A few have drowned by staring at the sky (overcast) with their mouths open.

Eat your heartland out, Midwest and Southern states, you've got the Bible Belt, but we here in the Northwest Corner are the Bivalve Belt.

by Darwin'sFossilizedArmdillo October 3, 2012

bealien

when your beagle is experiencing symptoms similar to those of extraterrestrial creatures

My dog was barking at the sky all night! Must be a bealien.

by BJKHRD63 April 1, 2015

bevelair

A very intelligent person who loves to treat people nicely, loves to play around and is very romantic.Loves to eat everything she sees.

"Bevelair is the person you would want to go out with"

by leff April 15, 2015

Bevack

Gay, queer, lesbian, loser, and scum

Joe is such a bevack.

by Huggolugoo October 8, 2016

bevellings

The arguments over stupid shit that two people in a long term relationship often have.

The bevellings Taylor and I have had lately are exhausting.

by Handler the 2nd February 9, 2017

bealos

A dude whos not gay but ud think so.

- Its so obvious jacksson is a gay
- no hes a bealos
- really!?!?
- yes i saw him having sexual intercourses w a girl yesterday

by Bealos -_- May 31, 2017

bekali

The Meaning Of The Given Name Bekali Represents Power, Practicaly, Ambition, Success, Inspiration, And Discipline

❝Bekali Style is knowing who you are and what you want to say, and not giving a damn.❞

by Isadeann January 4, 2018