bernardus

/bə nɑ dɪs/

Noun:

The visible mark on an undergarment caused by a shart (plural: bernardi)

Synonym: skid mark

NB: while a skid mark may be attributed to poor wiping, a bernardus is distinct as the result of a shart.

"Of all the bernardi, the South Australian Senator's bernardus was the biggest and foulest"

*Prrrrrrppp* "Ewwww, I'd hate to see the bernardus you left after that shart!"

by CitizenConcern July 15, 2016

Bernardsville

A very poor and ugly town filled with faggots who think they are better then Basking Ridge, which is the richest and most prestigious town in the east half of the entire country. People who live in bernardsville claim that Basking Ridge "sucks" and is worse then them. But in reality bernardville is a piece of shit town filled with mexicans and shitty movie theatures.

Basking Ridge Kid *Talking to another Basking Ridge Friend* : "Hey wanna see a movie tonight?"

Friend : "yeah sure! there is a movie theature in bernardsville we can go to!"

Other friend : "Ew why would i want to go to that shit hole, lets just take your Lamborghini to the mall!"

Friend : "Okay sure! but first my dad has to finish buying his 9th house and a few more Ferraris"

by 8934hibjgfjkseh October 26, 2012

Bernard

A fat black boy who fails in school

Oh stop eating soon much food Bernard

by A random guy 53373483 October 30, 2018

brotha bernardio

When one male subject becomes increasingly affectionate of his friends around him. This disease is caused by fear of loneliness and "daddy problems". Symptoms include prolonged bro hugs, trying to get his friends extremely intoxicated (to take advantage of), frequently asks to stay over, and awkwardly stares deep in other males eyes. Disease can result in bromantic situations. Patients normally dream of brodeos.

You could tell he was infected with brotha bernardio because he always lost his keys on purpose so he could stay over at our place

by Morris G. March 4, 2008

saint bernard

when you cummmmm in a girls mouth and you punch her in the jaw, breaking it, thus she drools like a saint bernard (or a bulldog, you get da picture).

Damn I punched that minger in the face after she bit my dick and she was so high and drunk she just sat there retarded and drooled like a saint bernard. Aight minga?

by Madame Minga January 8, 2010

Bernardo

The ugliest person you will ever meet, normally a way of offending someone. A Bernardo doesn't care about anything and has no discernable skills. Can be a synonym for retarded. (Retardo Bernardo)

Person 1: "Did you see that guy?"
Person 2: "I could feel his stupidity, he was totally a Bernardo"

by CoolerThanYou5438 November 10, 2018

Bernhard German System

The Bernhard German System is the name of the main thrust-formula used in real life. Used to achieve thrust and eventually fly planes or any other form of air vehicle.

''Dang bro, check that guy out! He's really good with the Bernhard German System!''

by Nugart Abelhof April 13, 2020