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Sienna Bennett is gay

by Ryan for ever September 17, 2019

Jon Benet

An act of autoerotic asphyxiation performed by two people. It basically involves getting choked in a basement until climax.

Steve: "Dude, know how Stephanie likes to be choked? Well last night, we went into her basement and she totally let me Jon Benet her!"

by TroyMcClure 13 July 7, 2011

Bennett

(Noun) Someone who is totally vintage/vintage "out the yin-yang". (verb) To be vintage as all hell. (Adj) Vintage (Adv.) You get the point.

"Whoa, you are a bennett with all of your vintage accessories and useless American Eagle periphinalia!" (Noun)

"I bennetted that shit because...just because" (verb)

"That shit is so bennett, with all of its vintageness and such." (Adjective)

"I bennettly bennett that vintage tee" (adverb AND verb, BIATCH!)

by noneyocookies November 3, 2006

Bennett

Gay, in a masculine fashion. Characterized by thick moustaches, flat-top haircuts, and chain-mail skirts.

"That's the most Bennett biker I've seen in a long time."

by Dzugashvili July 30, 2008

Benet Academy

The name of a private Catholic high school located in Lisle, IL, the students of which seem to be under the impression they are God's gift to humanity. Due to its distinction of being a private school, and the requirement of passing an entrance exam in order to attend it, the academy and its students/alumni will tell anyone and everyone that they, and they're dipshit children, are the epitome of human perfection. The entrance exam is taken by pompous 8th grade hopefuls who happen to believe they are head and shoulders better than anyone else and don't belong in filthy public schools and learn alongside the servile scum that populates them. The entrance exam is, however, a complete joke, as its only real purpose is so Benet attendees can claim to their inferior public school peers that they had to take a test to get where they are now, and are, therefore, much, much better than you (they did, of course, go to *the* Benet Academy). While the neighboring city of Naperville has garnered a false and misleading reputation of being the douchiest town in Chicagoland, this falsehood does not apply to students and graduates of Benet Academy. For these people this reputation is entirely accurate. Due to this, Benet, its students, and its alumni, are hated by every public school student within a 50 mile radius.

(Benet student's expectation of all other humans)

Lesser Public School Student: Where do you go to school?

Benet Student: I go to Benet. You know, *the* Benet Academy?

Lesser Public School Student: Can I suck your dick?

by Athan Hobson MC June 28, 2012

benet

A person who owes a friend sixty dollars. Not considered offensive.

Duncan is turning out to be a benet.

by Crispitos September 4, 2003

Bennett

Huge jerk with a tiny dick and has no friends. He is annoying on purpose and jerks off to pokemon.

Dude stop being such a bennett.

Woah dude are you watching pokemon porn?! EW STOP BEING A BENNETT

by BBC LUVAH June 12, 2016