flesh-colored beard

extremely freaky beard thats the exact same color as the guys face... see: Spencer from 'The Hills'

-Whats he look like?
-He has a flesh-colored beard...
-EW!

by the_best_ever August 23, 2008

Beard Papa's

A type of cafe which specializes in creating creme puffs and creme styled pastries. Also a place where people make common jokes and references about ejaculation.

Those creme puffs from Beard Papa's are so good.

(A very hot girl walks into Beard Papa's and orders some creme puffs)

Someone: I'd like to creme those puffs!
or
I'd like to beard those papas!

by Mario Lomas April 6, 2008

beardnick

guys who are generally poor and have beards and flannel shirts with dirty jeans (like a redneck); they are all of a sudden cool-looking in Williamsburg, Brooklyn because it is also a hipster look-of-choice (when these guys are visiting hipster areas they suddenly appear cool - it is a phenomenon)

That guy who fixed our car was such a beardnick. Nick Cave is a beardnick. Vice magazine is full of wannabe beardnicks but they are posers.

by hopesarah April 19, 2008

bearditude

like testicular fortitude but with a beard.

"Man that guys got a mean beard"
Ya it gives him some bearditude.

by twandiggidy January 28, 2009

bearded trumpet

A male genitalia with an astonishing amount and design of pubic hair

Basically a penis with a beard

I put a pair of glasses on my bearded trumpet to make him look more lifelike and fashion forward.

by Professor Arnold Brown March 3, 2016

bearded wanker

When a bloke is more obsessed with his beard than fucking everything

I love playing with my beard it proper turns me on. I think I'm a bearded wanker

by Bearded wanker July 27, 2016

Beard Juice

When a liquid get stuck in your beard and is totally gross. Usually occurs after having a sip of a delicious beverage.

Me: I am so sexy please give me a kiss!
Girlfriend: No! You just drank a bunch of Mountain Dew and your Beard Juice is disgusting! Please use a napkin.

by Senor Dank Nugs March 31, 2021