Bear j

An extremely aggressive blow job

Holy shit man this Asian chick totally gave me a bear j in the bowling ally parking lot

by naykedsleepwalker July 14, 2010

Shark Bear

1. The combination of the two greatest predators on the planet. Known to kill with a single glance.

2. The pinnacle of evolution.

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a Shark Bear?"

Guy 2: "I'm alive talking to you, so no."

by joebob16 January 21, 2010

Bear Test

(noun): when you do something awesome for a guy and let his reaction to the awesome thing determine if you have a future together

"Hey Amanda, did "bob" ever pass his bear test?"

"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. He saw a photo of a bear in a car and flipped out at how fantastic it was. Level One Bear Test... passed."

by Aunt Bina August 2, 2012

Them Bears

Them bears are a conversation starter for people who don't know what to say. It can buy you the time to come up with a better topic, or to think of an excuse for small-talk, but the actual conversation may not include them bears. The dialogue is started by someone proposing the question, "How 'bout them bears?" the proper response is, and must be dictated word-for-word, "I don't know; how 'bout them bears?" There is a stress on the word "'bout" in this sentence, wherein the voice travels to a higher register. I don't know; how 'BOUT them bears?

Interrogator-How 'bout them bears?
I don't know; how 'bout them bears?

by Dremora Valkynaz July 22, 2014

Bear Nap

a nap that consist of 3- 5 hours

ahh man i just took the biggest bear nap

by Ztheman02 March 5, 2009

dada bear

Dada Bear is a kind, funny and weird polar bear who loves and is addicted to eating seals. He loves his family with all his heart and also loves to make parodies of songs about himself. He also has a very deep voice and has a brother at Norwich castle museum called Jeffrey!

Seals Dada Bear

by My Names Jeff 21 April 2, 2015

Beeda Bear

A creature that is defined as having the following:

One small eye and one big eye.

One small ear and one big ear.

And a blue nose.

Beeda Bear is the idea that human affliction will end.

Genocide is horrible, the right to life should be a natural born right to everyone. When genocide ends that'll be beeda bear.

by K.C.F April 14, 2010