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bunk

Low quality marijuana. In various songs and used by dealers and potheads everywhere.
This is some bunk ass weed.
by Guy C April 6, 2005
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Bunked

When you have reached a state where you are both baked and drunk. Kind of like a vodka cheese cake.

Invented on a night of follies between the three bro-skateers as they sipped on beer and pulled on a J, all while looking into the distance of the earth's mystical domain. A night like this leaves only the bestest memories and a sense of inner warmth comparable to a caress of a red panda.
Only in a state of bunkedness is it ok to try a frontflip from a sand dune.

Accompanied by some nifty tunes, the bunked lads were on a ship to a far away land.
by EdibleCakez June 2, 2014
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Nut bunker

A cup (athletic) to protect a man's privates from unnecessary trauma.
-Holy Shit Mike, watch your low kicks. Thank god I was wearing my nut bunker.

-These nut bunkers don't protect shit, I had a bruise on my dick the other day.

-Dude, why are you wearing my sweaty nut bunker as a face mask?!?
by Jismoitekk the Enforcer August 13, 2006
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sub-badunkadunk sex

Sexual intercourse between the thighs, but immediately below the female posterior. This will usually result in the top surface of the penis stroking the vulva, labia, exterior opening of the vagina and, ideally, the clitoris.

There is no penetration involved, thus making the technique ideal for women who experience pain during normal intercourse; it also reduces the probability of pregnancy occurring. Please note that the probability of STD transmission is not reduced significantly, so condom use is a must for casual instances of this type of sex.

Minus the dictionary mouth:
You probably won't get pregnant, but don't count on it.
You can still easily get herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, HPV, and AIDS... among many other STD's.

Oh yeah, to make it TRUE sub-badunkadunk sex, you gotta take her from behind (or him from behind if you are man-loving man.)
Yasmin has a yeast infection, so I've been bangin' her using the ol' sub-badunkadunk sex routine.
by Briancer November 19, 2009
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Bunked

"Bunked": When one attempts a joke but it fails to recieve laughs or trigger the humor of surrounding attendants
''Yeah you just got bunked mate''

''Mega bunked there pal..''
by DJ Rhyme-Zee June 18, 2008
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Blunkettisation

From "Blunkett".
- "Blunkettised"

1) The mental state invoked that a native (probably white) UK citizen ends up in when they are faced with the fear of opening their mouths to express their opinion of the apalling state of unlimited immigration & asylum in the UK.
Terriefied that some jumped-up little queen will start screaming NAZI at them for holding their opinion.
The irony being that the UK has had untill recently the priviledge of free speech... (lol).

2) When a neighbourhood or town is overwhelmed with immigrants and asylum seekers who stand around all day with nothing to do; dressed in leather jackets, chino's & bling; talking jibberish into the latest mobile phones.
1) So I'm a racist Nazi now because I object to the council buying land behind my cottage where they are going to build a camp to house hundreds of immigrants & asylum seekers for years while their declined applications are permanently lost in Gov't Bureaucracy
Shh! Can't say anything to offend!!!
I've been BLUNKETTISED.

2) Shit, the whole neighbourhood's full of asylum seekers these days - the place has been effectively BLUNKETTISED.
by shocked and off the fence February 13, 2005
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blunkins

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap
Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.
by Fred July 22, 2003
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