I'm Batman

The ultimate badass introduction. Say this upon meeting someone tough and they'll never mess with you.

Thug: What are you?!
Batman: I'm Batman

by Gary Trimarchi November 4, 2007

I'm Batman

A phrase so powerful that when used wisely, especially in court, will get you clean of any rape-and-brutal-murder charges for rest of your life.

Judge: "John J. Johnson, you were condemned to die by jury of your peers and sentenced by good-standing judge of this state. Do you have anything to say before you sentence is carried out?"

You: " I'm Batman."

Judge: "RAPE MY ASS AND CALL ME JUDY. Case dismissed!!"

by ICanSeeYouFap June 28, 2011

I'm Batman

This is probably the only sentence worth saying in life. You can use it to finish any sentence too, you know because I'm Batman...

Sheila: Going to the movies tonight?
Me: I'm Batman.

Jimbobalucazade: How are you today?
Me: I'm Batman

*Argument*
Asshole: You gay ass motherfucker, you can't do shit.
Me: I'm Batman
Class: OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHH OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Wins Argument*

by Qwsde April 23, 2013

Batman Begins

Starring Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne / Batman. As of 2006, this could very well be the best Batman film to date. The term 'Batman Begins' is used in association with film remakes or restarts (within a franchise) that exceed their predecessors.

Casino Royale could be the 'Batman Begins' of the 007 franchise!

by Paul Marriott October 28, 2006

The Batman Syndrome

After a Person watches the Movie "The Batman" (2022) they Start chill in Dark Places, Monologue at the Sound of the Music "Something in the Way" by Nirvana, Say "I'm Vengeance", and listen to Something in the Way every Day

Joe "Guys i think Marcus has The Batman Syndrome"
James "What makes you think that"
Joe "Look at him"

Marcus Sitting in a Sofa With the Lights turned off, While something in the Way playing in the Background while he Looks at the Window

by Gordonman69 April 17, 2022

Batman Begins

Batman Begins is a 2005 American superhero action film based on the fictional DC Comics character Batman,directed by Christopher Nolan.It stars Christian Bale as Batman,along with Michael Caine,Liam Neeson,Katie Holmes,Gary Oldman,Cillian Murphy,Morgan Freeman,Ken Watanabe,Tom Wilkinson,and Rutger Hauer.This film is a reboot of the Batman film series,telling the origin story of the character and begins with Bruce Wayne's initial fear of bats,the death of his parents,and his journey to becoming Batman.
Besides being the film responsible for the "reboot" craze in Hollywood,this film also has a number of "firsts" attached to it.Here they are:

1.Christian Bale is the first non-American actor to portray Batman/Bruce Wayne.
2.Batman Begins is the first film to show the true origins of Bruce Wayne/Batman as depicted in the graphic novels(i.e. this film shows the death of Bruce Wayne's parents by Joe Chill, rather than the Joker, as shown in Batman(1989)).
3.First "big screen" appearance of Ra's al Ghul.
4.First "big screen" appearance of the League of Shadows.
5.First "big screen" appearance of The Scarecrow.
6.First "big screen" appearance of Carmine Falcone.
7.First "big screen" appearance of Lucius Fox.
8.First "big screen" appearance of Joe Chill.
9.First "big screen" appearance of Victor Zsasz(a cameo)
10.First "big screen" appearance of the Tumbler(Batmobile)

Batman Begins scene:
Jim Gordon:(Gordon presents Batman with a clear plastic evidence bag containing what appears to be a single playing card;Batman turns it over to reveal a "Joker").

Batman:"I'll look into it."

by The Centurion May 14, 2012

Batman complex

When you do alot of good in the world, but you know that it will gain you many enemies so you shun much of public life. You gove up relationships, have an uneasy relationship with family, and you build up your body and your mind every day for the fight every knight

So why doesn't John ask Stephanie out?
Oh he cares too much about her. With his Batman complex, he knows that she will never be safe

by Jfredrick December 23, 2014