Batery

An annoying person with a HEAP of energy and is constantly getting under your skin. They have no life or braincells and follow you around CONSTANTLY!!!!!!!!! However, they also love helping people and will quickly become a very close friend of yours. WARNING: do not trust them with anything they deem as unimportant!!

Human: OMG stop being such a batery!
Batery: I'm still ur friend tho rite??
Human: Yes.

by Bobby the sexy turtle and co. May 30, 2021

kai bates

A kai bates is an amazing, kind, loveable boy. They are always there for you when you and they never break a promise. Kai's are usually popular. They don't cheat and they are very loyal. Kai's don't normally choose the right girls for themselves. They are very sexy and hot. If you get a kai then hold on to him...he's a keeper! ;)

OMG did you see Kai Bates
Yeah OMG he's so popular and hot
His girlfriends so lucky
Yeah he's a keeper ;)

by Imma stay anon ;) September 28, 2013

Baten Kaitos

Probably the greatest video game to ever be released. It was made for Gamecube. If you don't have it, buy it. Or I'll go all Howard Dean on y'all.

"Baten Kaitos is the best."

by Mewgal February 21, 2005

Master Bates

A tried and true weathered deck hand.

No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.

Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail

2, a first class sail puller

3, energetic as they cum

Weaknesses include:

1, weak and usually bruised wrists

Aye heard tell that all the wenches love te walk in and catch Master Bates polishing his canon!

by ⚔☠⚔™ ayepirate.com September 3, 2014

in-cube bater

A person who masturbates in their office cubicle. The masturbator does it secretly and for the thrill. The best time for them to do it is on the weekend when no one is there.

I think my coworker may be an in-cube bater.

by yes juanito yes March 28, 2015

nerd-bateing

To arguee about a nerdy or geeky topic or subject.

Kevin and Marcos were nerd-bateing all through lunch about how to pronounce "klingon" from star trek.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

Sigma Andrew Tate Patrick Bateman Only in Ohio 😂😂😂😂🥶🥶🥶🥶💀💀💀

a term used by 8 year olds with an attention span of 0.1 seconds.

It's their only insult to use. They also use this as a comment for a video that is meaningful and/or sad.

Commenter: "Hey *Insert youtuber*, remember me? We were friends for a long time. I yesterday found out i had cancer and i'm gonna miss you. My family is working hard to fund my Make-A-Wish. If i die i'm sorry for letting you down."

Random 8 year old: "Sigma Andrew Tate Patrick Bateman Only in Ohio 😂😂😂😂🥶🥶🥶🥶💀💀💀"

These people do not care about others and they think they're sigmas.

by Bertushka620 September 1, 2023