Sea bats

A fictional creature that lives aboard naval vessels and whom you send those who are new to the boat to go and stand watch for at 3am.

Airman Wiles was given a bogus watch looking for sea bats when he could have been sleeping as sort of a hazing.

by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004

batshit fucking insane

One crazy motherfucker. Someone with absoultely no common sense and no concept of life, death, and danger. It is uncommon to have a batshit insane person and extremly rare to have a batshit fucking insane person because they are usually dead.

Normal guy: Damn, the snow is really startin to accumulate, we should head home now before its too dangerous to drive.
Crazy guy: No way, i can drive though anything!
Batshit insane guy: What is it? 15 degrees? Lets go camping bitches!
Batshit fucking insane guy: LETS GET DRUNK AS HELL, CLIMB TREES AND FIND TARZAN SO WE CAN FUCK HIS SISTER!!!
Normal guy: Wow, you are truly batshit fucking insane.

by Krusty Weiner February 26, 2010

Batsy

Noun : government coronavirus scapegoat i.e. the bat patsy

1. The bat soup was a total batsy for the government to enforce mask mandates.
2. Nurses were praised in the beginning but now are totally batsy's for mandatory vaccines.

by sgtcannabis September 26, 2021

batshit

insane, wildly irrational (see also go batshit}, and batshit crazy)

The kid was batshit. No wonder nobody wants to be his friend.

by Light Joker December 8, 2004

batshittery

the questionable mental faculties of people that for whatever reason, act as if they are completely insane. A derivative of the term "batshit crazy" More often referring to females than males

Hey Pa, we found Grandma in the barn naked trying to milk a sheep, this batshittery is getting out of hand

by estebanthegman April 8, 2011

Unleash The Bats

When someone, after a break-up or other traumatic experience goes out and has a wild night. Usually meaning they release the inner craziness and angst arising from the situation and have a wickedly good time.

see: to Rage

Alex, after getting dumped by his cheating girlfriend decided to go out that weekend and Unleash The Bats.

After being fired from his low paying retail job, Lewis took it upon himself to grab some mates, go to the bar and Unleash The Bats.

After witnessing her best friend hook-up with the man of her dreams, Elizabeth decided to Unleash The Bats and finish the rest of her Captain Morgan.

by McSkinney October 21, 2009

batsen

A Dutch word for having sexual intercourse.

Guy: What means batsen?
Dutch guy: Batsen means having sex.

by EmmaBatstJou September 6, 2007