The person in charge of the removal and disposal of a condom for a friend while said friend is in the process of intercourse. Baloon handling is often used in the instances of a "Hot gun" or "stealthing".
"Were you really matts balloon handler last weekend, Adam?"
"Sure was, ask Beth Davis. She witnessed it".
"Sure was, ask Beth Davis. She witnessed it".
by Burritoslayer69 May 31, 2017
Get the balloon handlermug. A minor problem solved in the wake of a much bigger problem. Comes from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock Bottom."
"I found that CD you were looking for!"
"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"
"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"
by That_Madachod February 4, 2022
Get the Balloon Problemmug. A sword made out of modelling balloons, typically made by a magician, clown or someone who is otherwise skilled at balloon modelling.
by punkyfish3000 August 23, 2016
Get the Balloon swordmug. 1) Noun- used as a replacement for the word "condom." In doing this one can secretly suggest he needs or has condoms.
2) Verb- When one says they're "making" balloon animals, it means they are having or going to have sex. This is done to secretly suggest that one is having, going to, or had sex.
2) Verb- When one says they're "making" balloon animals, it means they are having or going to have sex. This is done to secretly suggest that one is having, going to, or had sex.
1) as a girl is sitting on his lap, a guy turns to his friend and asks; "bro, im definatly gunna need some balloon animals tonight...can you lend me some?" (Girl remains oblivious)
2) Guy asks his friend (in front of his parents), "What did you do last night?" Second Guy: "Ahh nothin, the girlfriend came over and i made some balloon animals. Even one time in the shower." (parents remain oblivious)
2) Guy asks his friend (in front of his parents), "What did you do last night?" Second Guy: "Ahh nothin, the girlfriend came over and i made some balloon animals. Even one time in the shower." (parents remain oblivious)
by dudehonestlywtf@yahoo.com August 17, 2006
Get the balloon animalsmug. That delicious part of a womans body that is the most ignored. While spreading her butt cheeks, you apply your nose to her anus and slowly inhale the scent of her bunghole and enjoy the aroma and begin to lick and suck the taste right out of her turdcutter. Once her gumhole is ready, you might get to cornhole her and bust a gooey nut deep in her tailpipe.
Madge was horned up, I licked her pussy and asshole clean and she was ready. I lubed up and penetrated her bunghole. Her turdcutter was tight, squeezing my cock. I busted the biggest nut I ever had deep in her balloon knot.
by The King Cornholer April 3, 2008
Get the balloon knotmug. Holding the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis at the end so no liquid can escape and then urinating so the foreskin fills up with wee like a balloon
by Chopper MK 50 June 19, 2021
Get the pee balloonmug. When u blow someone’s ass up with air and pull their butt checks apart until it makes a high pitched squeaking sound
by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020
Get the Squeaky Balloonmug.