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The Bobs Syndrome

1) A phrase that derives from the movie Office Space, when consultants(The Bobs) are brought in ask what people do for the company, thus asking the employees to justify their positions in said company.
2) Someone suffering from this syndrome is someone at work, that at present time(past and future as well) nobody can figure out what exactly it is they do for 8+ hours each day. Question it all you want, but it is still a mystery.
Co-worker 1: "Where the hell is he? I have no idea what the hell he does here everyday. Seems like a whole lot of nothing."
Co-worker 2: "It is nothing, always nothing, if you take out the complaining. He has serious issues, one of them being that he has what people in the field called The Bobs Syndrome."

bliss-BOMB'd 

When someone gets punk'd (pranked) in a way that makes ALL their DREAMS come true !
Girl #1 : "Hey Nikki, I heard you got TOTALLY punk'd with your marriage proposal"

Bride-to-Be : "Yeah! he got me ... I had no idea WTF was happening"

Girl #1 : "But it was like what you always dreamed of tho' ... wasn't it ?"

Bride-to-Be : "Oh yeah ! He totally bliss-BOMB'd me"
bliss-BOMB'd by FollowYourBlissTV January 16, 2014

Bed Bomb 

A large turd released during sex
Kiersten : Hey Jake there is nothing under these covers besides my hot naked body!
Jake : O Wow!
Kiersten : Well aren't you gonna ravish my body and fill it up with cum?
Jake : Oh Baby!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Pew what's that smell?
Jake : Smells like shit!
Kiersten : God Damn't Jake I throw myself at you and you release a Bed Bomb!
Jake : Who cares just ignore it come on baby spread that pussy!
Kiersten : Fuck No I will not make love in poop get out of here!
Jake : Fine hope you enjoy my shit!
Kiersten : Take your Bed Bomb with you!
Jake : You Bitch you got shit on my new jeans!
Kiersten : Ha Ha
Bed Bomb by SlopNChop December 11, 2017

Ritchie Bomb 

When you hit an absolute piss-missile, but it goes 500 feet in the air and doesn’t even clear the infield.
Yea, he hits the shit out the ball, too bad he only hits Ritchie Bombs.
Ritchie Bomb by Jack Chatham January 22, 2021

mac bomb 

Sorry, a system error occurred. etc.
mac bomb by Myth January 9, 2005

Tsar bomba 

The one thing, other than Chuck Norris' foot, that if you see, you immediately know you are going to die
What more is there to say? Its Tsar Bomba