A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.
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refers to a short person, resembling the smurf with the axe from the old popular pc game "Golden Axe".
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Kermit slayed the crowd with his Lesbian Axe when played his sweet rendition of Rainbow Connection.
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Kermit slayed the crowd with his Lesbian Axe when played his sweet rendition of Rainbow Connection.
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When a person is late, or just lazy, and instead of showering they put on a hat and apply a generous dose of Axe body spray
When a person is late, or just lazy, and instead of showering they put on a hat and apply a generous dose of Axe body spray
I woke up 5 minutes before class started today, so I had to hat and axe it with all the rush.
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