ass

1. The derrier, as said by the french
2. Sometimes used as a world to connect adjective to noun (see examples)

Damn! That's one fat-ass sack-a-weed, man!

Holy shit, homi! Tony's got himself a nasty-ass hoe right thurr!

by Ant Johnston August 3, 2004

assed

When someone gets anally raped.

Little Mark got assed by M J last night!

by you July 22, 2004

ass

A butt, coitus, a fucker. Or, a donkey. Mostly used as an insult.

Shit comes out of my ass. . .bullshit comes out of my mouth.

by ASSHOLE! July 7, 2004

Ass

(v. to ass, p.p. assed). The spiteful act of placing your bare buttocks(male, female, or misc.) upon an inanimate object owned and used by an offending party. Also see Crotch.

I am going to ass the hell out of Bob's stapler.

by The Mad Haberdasher April 20, 2005

for the ass

For the ass is a phrase that means that something is completly useless.

Eamon: Oh goddamnit, I got so wasted last nite I threw up 3 times!
Thomas: Damn, than your whole day was for the ass!

Olli: Fuck man, I crashed my Lambo today!
Henner: So your bloody car is for the fuckin ass now!

by Santacruzshores January 7, 2006

Ass

(Adj.) When something is "Wack" or when something or someone sucks at something.

Can be used when describing someones Lack in what they are doing, or have done. or to describe anything.

1) the lakers were ass when they played against OKC thunder.
2) This food is ass ! (referring to the nasty tasting food)
3) (kids playing catch and one of them drops it) Damn yo, your ass.
4) Male 1: yo, heard you guys played football friday with a bunch of people. was the start QB from the school team there?
Male 2: yeah, we thought he was going to be good, but he was ass.
5) (playing loud music and speakers blow out)

M1: damn these speakers are ass.
M2: shouldnt have gotten them at walmart.
M1: walmart is ass.

by FDPShadow May 5, 2010

ass

my ass - the big round thing where shit comes out of!

billy touched my ass last night while we were having sex!

by tezzruh April 16, 2006