i got a arrow to the knee

how to say I got married in the old times

I was an adventure like you until I got a arrow to the knee

by skyrim March 17, 2015

then I took an arrow to the knee

To get married forever under God's contract

I used to be happy.. but then I took an arrow to the knee.

by Calixtoman March 12, 2016

Until I took an arrow to the knee

An excuse you put when you don't find what other excuse to use. Geek language. Video game term

I used to play baseball until I took an arrow to the knee

I was ganna pick up the grocery until I took an Arrow to the knee

I am suppose to be Hispanic until I took an arrow to the knee

by Unnerdy1234 May 15, 2012

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee

The most overly used phrase in gaming history. From the game Skyrim.

Guard: I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Player: LOL

by I'mAddictedToUrbanDictionary March 22, 2013

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You are half dead and took forever to type this. To do this type every key on the keyboard like f1 F1 key or win (windows button key) Dont press all of these keys

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by T H I C C D I C T I ON A R Y October 14, 2020

Arrow

A bish who don’t give a crap! You don’t wanna mess with these girls! They will fuk you up! Arrow’s are wonderful to be around UNLESS you get on their bad side, then they will hopscotch you into Tomorrowland! They can usually be found in dark rooms, mainly theirs. They usually only wear black. Black sweatpants, and a black croptop is what you will find them in. Black vans, or chucks is only what they will wear on their crusty-dusty feeties. Just like an arrow they will stab into you but with words. Their sarcastic and rude behavior is very normal. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If you can stay away from theses psychopaths! They will not hesitate unless there are taking their golden hoops out of their ears!

Arrow’s are cra cra

by DracoMalfoyLov3r April 27, 2021

Then I took an arrow to da knee!

One of the most funny but overused video game quotes ever! Originating from the smash hit skyrim by Bethesda, there is a single guard that states "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!". This guard cannot adventure any longer because in medieval times, the difficult techniques required to fix a shattered kneecap did not exist. This is assuming it was a barbed arrow shot my a medieval bow, which was common practice then, it would have had to be pushed all the way through his knee because those arrows were triangle shaped and could only go one way without permanently ruining his knee. So he could no longer adventure. There is a game theory video detailing it further.

In game: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!"
As meme:"I used to be an/a _________, but then I took an arrow to da knee!"

by DJFleischman September 5, 2019