Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon

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by Unknown¤||¤ September 23, 2021

billie joe armstrong

a) amazing lead singer of green day, a band which is fuckin' a

billie joe is one hot sex mobile. almost as sexy as tre.

by tre's loverrrrr November 23, 2004

armatron

The best damn toy ever. Made circa 1970 by Radio Shack, it was a Robot "arm" that didn't do anything like "atron", but actually picked up a limited selection of stuff.

Wow, did you get that Armatron doohickey from the Shack? It was ______ (insert 70s slang here)

by Luan April 16, 2004

andrew armstrong

1. midget goof
2. should join the crips
3. needs a life
4. can't fight
5. needs anger manegment
6. joe dirt mullets (optional)
7. would comment "i did a guy"
8. mind span of a 3yr old
9. smashed in the face by a basket ball (sickest thing ever)
10. broke hand on filing cabnet

dumped chatalina just to ask her out again for her to apparently she said yes to andrew armstrong

by wirdo kid April 17, 2010

Lance Armstrong

An excellent Tour de France rider but one whom has done little or none to help make competitive cycling popular. Not quite eddy.

I will catch you and defame you Simeoni! - Lance Armstrong

by chiquita banana 7787 February 17, 2006

Lance Armstronged

Noun. Possessing the feat of just riding a bike to a destination.

Q: "Dude, why did it take you so long to get to my dorm?"

A: "Cuz I just Lance Armstronged it six miles"

by bigman003 April 27, 2009

Armstrongin' It

The act of not putting 100% in, only trying about half of what you can do like you lost one of your balls.

Dude, stop armstrongin' it and chug that vlady Smitty.

by TIM-MAY! March 9, 2008