Mice that live under cupboards and in the walls because they don't want anyone to know who they are. wait, don't all mice do that?
Antonym- Micky Mouse
by Domenique November 10, 2003
Get the anonymousemug. by massivefuckinganimetitties May 2, 2022
Get the Anonymousemug. I'm not anonymous.... You just didn't ask... Wait... Did I do this one already? No? Shit.... Do you get it least? Do you.... Do you get the joke? Nah... You don't get it...
Hym "My question is: If I was having such a substantial and negative impact, why didn't you ask? Huh? A priori assumption that I would lie? Then again I defined my name... So, not really anonymous. At the same time, you dumb motherfuckers don't really need to know who I am. Ya'll are crazy as shit. Crazy and dumb. Solipsistic narcissists, all of you. I'm sure I've said this all before but in case I haven't... Yeah... That... You filth pigs are nuts! If I had created you I would have surrounded you in an infinitely expanding mesh of space-time too! Look at yourself! Absolutely bonkers. And how do I know? Cus you're reading this. It's been like 7 years you freak! Why are you still here? I mean, I forced you to do it (at first) but now you're doing it cus you like it you slut!"
by Hym Iam February 7, 2023
Get the Anonymousmug. There exists a type of customer that is a Sunday shop workers worst nightmare, they frequent smaller or independent one person shops and exists soley to deny the worker a lunch break by not leaving.
You'll have never seen this person before in your life, or if you have they will be socially awkward and not able to hold conversation. What these people are exceptionally good at is not knowing what they want, doing circuit after circuit of the shop picking up items and putting them back in a never ending circle of futility. On the occasion they do leave they will be replaced by another almost in the same instant. By this point you'll have pre-written a "back in 20 minutes" sign for if you ever manage to escape - but deep down you know you'll never get to use it.
Sometimes it might seem like a relative shopping for others is an anonymous browser, they're not - they're just confused about what to get. Go help them, don't mistake bad customer service for a bad or annoying customer.
You'll have never seen this person before in your life, or if you have they will be socially awkward and not able to hold conversation. What these people are exceptionally good at is not knowing what they want, doing circuit after circuit of the shop picking up items and putting them back in a never ending circle of futility. On the occasion they do leave they will be replaced by another almost in the same instant. By this point you'll have pre-written a "back in 20 minutes" sign for if you ever manage to escape - but deep down you know you'll never get to use it.
Sometimes it might seem like a relative shopping for others is an anonymous browser, they're not - they're just confused about what to get. Go help them, don't mistake bad customer service for a bad or annoying customer.
I've been here for 5 hours now and I had a late finish last night, I'm dying of hunger...why can't that anonymous browser go away so I can go and eat?!
by SerRantsaLot November 18, 2012
Get the Anonymous Browsermug. When a female doesn't remember who she had sex with the night before, but feels like she was penetrated.
Stephanie: why are you walking like that? Get some last night?
Terri: im not sure. Seems I received an anonymous tip.
Terri: im not sure. Seems I received an anonymous tip.
by Cazador301 July 23, 2016
Get the Anonymous Tipmug. One of the worst people on the internet, hiding behind a happy exterior, or thick candy shell or something else delicious, but turns out to be Satan when exposed to the Anonymous confines of the Internet.
by WaffleMinifigure August 26, 2013
Get the Anonymous Hitlermug. I’m a keyboard warrior and I don’t want people to know I’m an idiot so I’ll post as an anonymous participant
by Loucy goosey October 13, 2025
Get the Anonymous Participantmug.