Jack Austen

A ginger snake incapable of uttering a single human word

Whoa, that guy just stabbed him in the back! What a Jack Austen!

by moosey65 August 7, 2017

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Little Amsterdammer

1. (Noun) A nickname Dutch men use for their penis
2. (Noun) A sex act involving slathering mayonnaise on your penis and doing a windmill

"Before I put this mayo on my Little Amsterdammer, you're gonna want to put some towels down."

by FinishingDutch January 12, 2019

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Left Amsterdam

Home of the Ancient Baby Nectar Rabbits that are known for shooting cocaine out of their little furry rabbit cocks when they cum.

Yo Darby are we in Left Amsterdam? I’m 99% sure that Rabbit just shot cocaine out of his little fury cock-a-doo

by Sauce Boss April 28, 2021

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dirty Amsterdam

is a sex act in which one participant utilizes multiple canals of another person.

Patrick came home with me last night and gave me a classic Dirty Amsterdam.

by Sammyywhammyy March 12, 2023

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dirty Amsterdam

is a sex act in which one participant utilizes multiple canals of another person.

Patrick came home with me last night and gave me a classic Dirty Amsterdam.

by Sammyywhammyy March 12, 2023

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To be stoned all the time and therefore being stuck in life and not getting forward.

Like if you start a Europe-trip, starting in Amsterdam and not getting to another city or country, because you would rather be stoned all the time.

Person A:"You heard something from Lukas recently?"
Person B:"No, he introduced his girlfriend to weed, she likes it a lot, and now they are stuck in Amsterdam."

by Lux'Kirschkern May 24, 2018

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