sugar alcohol 

sumthin they use in candy instead of sugar,usually for people who care more about losing weight instead of dealing with an exploding ass for a couple of days. known to have a laxative effect causing exploding diarrhea(brown water),diarrhea farts, and cramping along with total humiliation if u are in public after the consumption.

if you by any candies with sugar alcohols, u might want to stay within 20 feet of a bathroom and do not plan any hot dates.
"when i bought sugar free peanut butter cups,i ate the whole bag. about an hour later i had to run to the bathroom grabbing my butt cheeks so the butt water wouldnt get on the carpet. i let out the most explosive diarrhea ever. this experience usually occurs within an hour or two after the consumption of them. this can happen about 10 times a day."

sugar alcohol by diarrhea gal November 29, 2005

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

Simply defining the action of "Beer Shits:" A phenomenon occurring when one drinks far to much of an alcoholic substance and discharges mass quantities of fecal matter.

" Hey friend, whilst celebrating the Holiday Season I indulged in far to much of the Devils Nectar; now I have Fecal Alcohol Syndrome."

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome by DrFunkadelicacy April 23, 2014

fetal alcohol syndrome 

This refers to brain damage (in the form of permanent retardation) caused by a fetus being exposed to alcohol via the alcoholism of the mother. This is not to be confused with child abuse, which can also cause retardation and brain damage and be caused by alchoholism, but which involves children, which are alive, rather than fetuses, which are not fully alive, and thus inferior. Also not to be confused with the similar concepts of "crack babies" or "meth babies," which are completely unsubstantiated (and widely denounced, by those professionals who study such things) allegations propagated by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology.

The phrase can be used as an explanation for unusually retarded behavior. See alcohol in the blood surrogate.

Did you see that Klan rally on TV yesterday? Talk about fetal alcohol syndrome.

fetal alcohol syndrome by jazzriff October 14, 2005

Crab-Dog-Alcohol Hypothesis. 

A behavioural anomally known to exist in Costa Rica. When a human is sober, they can touch the local dogs with ease, while crabs will run away as fast as they can. When the same human is under the influence of alcohol, dogs run away almost instantly while the human can reach down and touch crabs with ease.

I tried touching the crabs on the beach, but it didn't work until I was drunk because of the Crab-Dog-Alcohol Hyphothesis.

Crab-Dog-Alcohol Hypothesis. by Klotz November 4, 2003

a a a a a alcohol

A good excuse for all your problems.
Originated in a song which wasn't very good, but the line has become popular when you need to blame someone.

"Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol..." -Blame It On The Alcohol (Jamie Foxx feat. T-Pain)

or

"Blame it on the a a a a a-Paris Hilton."

a a a a a alcohol by dangraham! May 2, 2009

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

gastrointestinal ailment that arrises from a night of heavy drinking.

Q: Why was Chad late for work?
A: He has Fecal Alcohol Syndrome (he shit his pants on the way to work because he drank way too much last night).

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome by like a viking November 13, 2011

Coke and Alcohol 

The things that make Charlie Sheen bleed tiger blood

Last time i smoked pot i cried shark tears
Coke and Alcohol makes me happy

Coke and Alcohol by Isaiah J. Partida April 6, 2011