Advers-ocado

The fear that the avocado you're cutting into might be all nasty and brown inside.

I really want some avocado toast, but my avocados are old and I'm scared to see what's inside them. I guess I have advers-ocado.

by Jfman April 16, 2021

adversation

A conversation between adversaries. And adversarial conversation. A fundamental and sustained disagreement.

The subject turned to the storming of the Capitol, the notion of fraudulent ballots cast by illegal Space Aliens, dead, liberal aliens at that, and to the Voting Rights Bill. It had begun as a conversation but swiftly became an adversation.

by Monkey's Dad June 18, 2021

Advertease

According to a technical support representative Kitboga was talking to, an "advertease" is free software deployed onto a user's computer. Often called, freeware, or bloatware.

"No ma'am, that virus protection is an advertease. You need a licensed version"

by Colonel Cru September 29, 2021

Advertoon

An animated show that advertises a real product, like Dairy Queen or Swiffer.

That advertoon about some Burger King looks awesome!

by JSKTPR December 9, 2021

Advertising

Spamming with an opinion

I know that is bogus and wrong
But, I'm sure that is bogus and wrong
It does not matter it's bogus and wrong...
Jane was in a Tan sedan on Monday night.
I know for a fact that Jane was in a Tan sedan on Monday night.
There is no doubt that Jane was in a Tan sedan on Monday night.
I am Not advertising.

by Gamma Rays March 5, 2022

Advert

a pop-up thing that no-one likes

Why When i was watching pewdiepie, do i have to get an advert??????

by Sammymmm1 March 7, 2022

Advertisement

What your next door neighbor shows how small his thing is

Your Neighbor: *Walks out door and waves his thing around*
Also your neighbor: Hey! Anybody like my thing?!
The girls: EW! WTF is he doing?!
You: YO! This Advertisement is FUCKED UP!
The Girls: Agree on that! *Gags*
Your Neighbor: So do you like it or what?
You and the Girls: FUCK NO!
Also You: I think Im gonna go back inside and throw up...

by the man with dumb jokes March 7, 2022