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Adult Spank

When you are verbally reprimanded as an adult (typically at work, can be publicly or privately) and you feel humiliated like you did when you were a kid and were spanked.
My boss is such a douche, he adult spanked me at the meeting, and I had to take a dignity day.
by Valkyrie5683 July 30, 2009
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adult swim airtime

1. an adult swimming pool. no shit.

2. A chunk of Cartoon network where it airs pg-MA shows. Has bad airtimes, what if some kid (under 9) can stay up as late as he wants on weekends? Hell, i'd pay to see that happen.
Little bobby- Yayzorz! lolol i can stay up till toooo!
hey? werz cartoooon netwurk?????????? wuz this!!1!11 omg! adult swim airtime blawk??!?!?! i lawv swimming poolz!

TV- Hey! look! a penis!
}===D

Little bobby- mommaww!!! waz a peeniz??

mom- WTF WERE YOU WATCHING?
by DrClash May 15, 2006
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adultfanfiction.net

Sometimes referred to as the Pit of The Über-Voles or AFF.net It is not, in fact, located at adultfanfiction.net, but has a lengthy web address and must be found through googling. It is a website hosting mostly fanfiction, but including RPF and original. Every story is porn. It is home to an astounding amount of NC-17 badfic.
She visited adultfanfiction.net and read a lemon between Spike and Buffy.
by lynx wings April 23, 2005
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Adult Swim

A show which feels the need to warn viewers of the "mature content" of Family Guy and Futurama, both of which aired prime-time on FOX.
Adult Swim may contain content that parents might not find suitable for children under the age of 14
by RabidWombat June 1, 2004
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Adult Child

Someone who is 25 or older and still shows no interest in joining the real world. Often living at home for little or no rent, these people usually avoid any form of responsibility whatsoever. They also get increasingly resentful as life passes them by and wonder why their friends and family never truly treat them with the respect they believe they deserve for the achievements in life that they haven't actually got.

Often showing exceptional interest in computer games, tabletop games, movies and sci-fi shows. These individuals truly do not want to grow up. They don't realise you can enjoy all of these things in a super geeky fashion while also having a job, a car and possibly a girl/boyfriend. They simply focus all their attention into their hobbies and lose sight of the world around them.

Not bad, or malicious people necessarily. Just due to the way they've been raised, or the way they've dealt with the world. These people are probably going to live at home till they're 50. They often don't manage to settle down with members of the opposite sex for several reasons, usually a combination of poor self-esteem, poor self-management and the fact that they blame everyone else for their less than stellar existence. Most women/men find this highly unattractive and hence the adult child generally stays single either forever or until they finally do something about their situation and change their life. Some adult children occasionally meet other adult children and hook up. The majority of the time, both individuals will be massively obese, both suffer from depression and both stay at home all day while on sickness benefits. (because they're too depressed/lazy/fat to work) Likelyhood of their residence smelling of shit and unwashed clothes is high.

For the rest that never change and wish things will change without them putting the effort in. They will remain the same - they are truly lost.
"Wow, I wish Gary would come out but he never has any money because he spends his whole months income on Dungeons and Dragons books and Xbox games." He is an adult child.

"I wish I could learn to drive but I just can't afford lessons or manage the responsibility of driving. Ooo, what's that? Collectors edition of World of Warcraft for £70? I MUST BUY IT!"
by TheManWhoKnows February 27, 2009
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Adulthood

2008 sequel to Kidulthood, starring Noel Clarke as the main character.

Follows Sam Peel's release from prison with several flashbacks to when he was in jail. Basically he gets attacked by the person he killed friends, and he has to escape their revenge. If you want the whole story which I'm too lazy to type, do what everyone else does: either watch the movie, or look it up.
Dude1: Whats the sequel to Kidulthood?

Dude2: Adulthood you commie! Can't believe you forgot that!
by Jeet0411 June 2, 2010
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adult finder

A bunch of female / man whores posting there pictures on the net trying to get some cause they can't get it any other way.
Dude: "Check out this chick on adult finder! I thinking about messaging her."

Other Dude; "Dude man come on... All the women on there are just a bunch of nasty whores wanting to give some crabs."
by Quentin_B. March 31, 2007
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