(n.)A skinny white boy who has balded way before he should have. Constantly strikes out with the ladies, even the fat ones.
(v)Get out of control drunk all alone on friday nights because he has no one to go out with.
(v)To go out to the bars and get rejected by fat chicks
(v)Get out of control drunk all alone on friday nights because he has no one to go out with.
(v)To go out to the bars and get rejected by fat chicks
Dude, you totally pulled a Dustin McLean last night. I know you like to go hoggin but damn!
It's not my fault, I don't remember anything
It's not my fault, I don't remember anything
by ONE NATION October 6, 2010

His only downfall is failing to match Andrew Imboden with the overall women handling skills and pleasure giving techniques. But its ok cause he's th next best. REMEMBER: Andrew=#1; Dustin=#2.
by Kuñado March 23, 2005

by Xx_zer0_x November 1, 2019

by Cheese booty July 27, 2017

Bro, I love Barney Stinson from How I met Your Mother!
Yeah I know someone like that in real life, his name is Dustin Red Eagle
Bro.....
Yeah I know someone like that in real life, his name is Dustin Red Eagle
Bro.....
by Waggle Fraggle November 27, 2011

Real smart, nice booty. Doesn't like talking about about his vagina even tho it's beautiful and squid-ish. He makes all my holes queef with a joyous sound.
by Bobby.bobby.bobby.shazzam January 24, 2019

by Kuwrer October 23, 2020
