local crab

"Local crab says Hello to wanderers!"

Local crab, a crab with a radio for a body and claws for hands

by icetea622 June 30, 2023

Local behavior

A person who acts like a local or is a local . Locals listen to mainstream music , are probably homophobic, says ignorant things and probably wears these brands : salt life , pink, checkered vans (etc)

God I can’t stand Abigail that annoying BITCH she portrays such local behavior !

by Jweelos September 22, 2018

Local Man

A great competitor to Florida Man, except it's older and wiser, usually from the United States

Local Man dive bombs skull into McDonalds sign, survives and punches chicken nuggets
"what the hell"

by notarealperson111 January 12, 2021

non locals

People who are not local, they are not basic ass bitches!

Yo, we're non locals, we're unique, locals are basic and just like everyone elseeee!🖕

by ValentineeeeeeG. June 12, 2019

Local Dick

When a woman, one that frequently travels from one town to another, only communicates with a man in the town she is currently in. She may have established a calm standing relationship with you but whenever she leaves town, she is talking to another dude that is within her 30 mile radius. She may often disconnect from intimate conversation with you because it would seem pointless to do so when she is a long distance away from you. However, she will pick up where she left off when she returns to your locality.

Example 1: Chris: "Dude. I'm talking to this girl that used to live here, but now she went off to college and only hits me up when she's in town visiting her parents. We fucked and she left me hanging."

Ryan: "Bruh, she only wants local dick."

Example 2: Chris: "Hey Sam, what do you have planned for today? I was thinking we could hit the lake and then chill at my house."

Samantha, upon leaving town: N/A

3 months later...

Samantha: "Hey Chris, what's up? :)"

Chris: "Come back for some local dick? :|"

by Instarded June 29, 2015

local native

synonym of homeless person; an individual that knows numerous facts about the location he is living in.

Tom: Hey do you know how to get through the park any quicker?
Arnold: idunno, go ask that local native over there, he probably knows.

by Hujmo April 11, 2014

local gal

A female, regardless of age, social or marital status, that prefers to enjoy her non-home based recreational pursuits "in the general area where she lives, works and shops". "in the general area where she lives, works and shops" varies by female, but it is generally safe to presume that adjacent cities and/or counties/parishes are excluded.

No; I am not going to drive over there to meet him; you know I am a local gal, so if he wants to meet me, he will have to drive over here and meet me at the bowling alley.

by TheNakedCowboy July 10, 2016