Zingale

A person who excels at analytical work, but can't seem to handle simple tasks

"Last night I solved the P vs NP problem in 30 minutes. Can you do my laundry?"
"you're such a Zingale"

by n00bwurd2 May 14, 2009

Zling

A form of cheap jewelery used to show-off but instead has the effect of making the person wearing it look cheap.

Wow did you see Sarah's Zling today? What a cheap hoe.

by BadFusey March 5, 2010

Lemon Zing

A burn utilizing the word zing to make an exceptionally better phrase to use rather than just plain burn or zing.

I pretty much made it up after reading a Tea Bag.

Snufalumpagus: "so where were you last night?"
D-bag: "Doin' your MOTHER!"
*third guy*: oooooooooooooohhh Lemon ZING!!!

by Snufalumpagus December 18, 2009

zingo

a plastic suitcase, a turd, or a guys thing.

Andrew Leeds has no zingo.

by none May 31, 2003

zingus

The act of creating or delivering a humorous response or observation which results in the defamation in character or lower credibility of a person, place or object. The humorous comment typically would cause anger or sadness for any person that such comment was directed to. Ergo, causing a zing or burn type feeling resulting in possible depression and or lower feeling of self worth. Zingus has a lineage with its not so distant cousin zinger. In many circles, zingus is revered as the more modern day version of zinger.

"Did you see the shirt Kate is wearing?" - person A

"Yeah, it looks like it was handcrafted by the homeless" - person B

"Ground control to Major Zingus, we have lift off!" - person A

by Mike & Shane March 12, 2006

Zinger

While receiving a Blumpkin. When you leave a frosting on the turd in the toilet.

by Stripes December 19, 2002

zinging

when something is postitely spiffing. a way too express the joy and emotion one feels at any specific moment.
think of it as a orgasm for your mouth. slips off the tounge.

this is the zing man
this is zinging
your mother is zinging in bed.
papa smurf is the blue zing

by mary queen of scots (sm) April 5, 2008