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Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years

When some says you cant do something cause your weak you say" Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years"
this pound of bricks is way to heavy for you bruh

Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years
by skaterj666 October 5, 2010
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new years cut

Mack and Manco's famous white pizza topped with tomato (vinny) and spinach.
I'd like a new years cut, please.
by K Lagg July 18, 2006
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TWENTY YEARS

A year in one's life in which all you can think about is your next birthday and getting drunk as hell--LEGALLY!
Brittany couldn't wait to get crunk when she turned twenty years, she thought about it every day!!
by bee21 June 29, 2008
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New Years Resolution

Something you set out to accomplish when the new year comes along. Also highly improbable you will go along with it, but it's the thought which counts.
New Years Resolutions are kind of like when you click the 'I read the terms and conditions'. You know you'll feel semi-guilty by clicking the button even if you didn't actually read so you say "I'll read them next time." You do that with New Years Resolutions. "I promise not to ever gossip again...next year. Did you hear what Ross did with Rachel? BRUH."
by Lollipoplicker January 1, 2015
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new years megalution

Is the commitment to do what you always wanted to do in life and take it to the XTREME.

the crasiest and wild things you could ever imagine right before the new year starts.
ted: dude whats your new years megalution?

frank: jumping off a plane with a parachute and landing on wild hog territory.

ted: :( time to change mine...
by omg a chicken! December 30, 2010
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New Years Eve

A night created for people to go out and get plastered. By celebrating the year change on December 31st to Januarary 1st
What are your plans for New Years Eve this year?
by CountryGirl14 January 1, 2015
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Chick Years

The number of years a woman over the age of 30 appears to be relative to her actual age... signified by age lines and a marked decline in willingness to do anything resembling fun. Generally a ratio of 3:1 over actual age. (Ex.: 35 actual years old equals about 105 chick years)
Dude 1: "Hey, brah... how old is your girl's friend there? She's hot!"

Dude 2: "She's 36"

Dude 1: "Oh, fuck that... That's like 108 in chick years..."

Dude 2: "Word."
by All Around Good Dude May 20, 2015
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