teh winner is you

This comes from the online music video of "We Drink Ritalin" (awesome by the way)

A really ghetto and engrish way of saying "You are the winner!"

Tim: "Yes! I established my spot on that corner next to the elementary! Those kids will do anything for some extra "after school milk".
Me: "Uhhhh...teh winner is you?"

by Bland April 3, 2004

Homeschool Winner

An unused character on homestarrunner.com. He is Homestar Runner's brother. Only appeared in a deck of cards (which is no longer on the website) and a game called Dancin' Bubs. Rumor has it that he would have been a Homsar-like character, but Homsar replaced him.

Homeschool Winner would have been a way cooler character than Homsar.

by Anymir February 13, 2004

winner

joe biden.

A winner won the election.

by s.kyle November 20, 2020

Winner

Willyum Shin
An asian person whos very handsome and has so much swag he can donate it to the whole continent of Africa.

Guy #1: Dude is that guy who I think it is? The winner?
Guy #2: Yup thats Willyum Shin.

by BromeoShin June 15, 2011

cum winner

a term used to describe the dominant partner during a sexual encounter.

brie "the cum winner" zurita just fucked my brains out.

by chris linning October 25, 2011

Winder

Abbreviation of 'Sidewinder'
Abbreviation of wordSidewinder
1. In tenpin bowling, a gutter ball.
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidewinder, Winder)

Oh no, another Winder. Maybe Sidey should try bowling like Special.

by Davo October 13, 2003

Winners Circle

A commonly played college frat boy game in which multiple guys masturbate in a race to slap their jizz on the door with a bullseye painted on it. Anyone to miss the bullseye, and the last person to jizz, mus then slam their penis in the door.

Frat boy 1: Hey guys, lets play The Winners Circle

Frat Boy 2: No man, I still heart from last time. I think I broke it.

by That other guy maan July 21, 2009