National Buy your daughter whatever yoy want day

23rd of october is the buy ur daughter whatever she wants day

“Today is National Buy your daughter whatever yoy want day, mom. Can i have a PS4?”

by UrbanJesuschrist October 23, 2020

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

by CallMeBez April 8, 2023

whatever

Whatever can mean "I don't really care" (example 1)
Whatever can also meant "Fuck You" (example 2)

PERSON 1: Where do you want to go for dinner?
PERSON 2: Whatever, i'm not really hungry?

PERSON 1: It's you're fault we got pulled over last night.
PERSON 2: Whatever, if you would have just let me drive then we would have made it home no problem.

by HEINS 57 June 30, 2011

Whatever tickles your pickle

Same as "whatever floats your boat"....basically means "do what you do"

Sonya: "OOOOO I LOVE to eat hot cheetos and cream cheese!"

Liam: "Yuck! But I guess whatever tickles your pickle."

by Vrock March 12, 2008

whatever

Refers to the person you have an undefined relationship with.

- We hook up sometime but I don't know whether it's serious. She doesn't call me her boyfriend.
- Dude! You're her whatever

by celine34 July 4, 2008

whateverthefuckyouwant

Anything that may spark your interest enough to purchase or acquire it.

1. If you want to create a website you have to purchase a domain name , for example: www.whateverthefuckyouwant.com

2. Go to Target and get whateverthefuckyouwant for the house Lois, I don't care.

by db January 29, 2005

Whatever keeps your boat afloat.

The cooler way of saying "what floats your boat"

-Dude I'm going to win the poke war
-No your not

- YES I AM
-aight "Whatever keeps your boat afloat."

by lauren.fyeahhh August 2, 2012