weed 

Some thing that grows in my lawn.

My dad said "pull those damn weeds out!"

weed by Matt Hart September 6, 2004

weed 

1. A plant considered undesirable, unattractive, or troublesome, especially one growing where it is not wanted, as in a garden.
2. Rank growth of such plants.
A water plant, especially seaweed.
3. The leaves or stems of a plant as distinguished from the seeds: dill weed.
4. Something useless, detrimental, or worthless, especially an animal unfit for breeding.

A dandelion is a common weed

weed by Dictionary.com March 26, 2003

Weed 

The cure for everything

“Bro I’m dying”
Get the guy some weed then, trust me it will save him even from the fires of hell

Weed by Gorilla glue November 12, 2018

weed 

smoke it

smokin weed ->bubble bubble cough cough scratch nuts

weed by herbalguyz August 13, 2011

Weed 

A scary, illegal, extremely dangerous, and addictive drug that causes trillions of human deaths every year. This DRUG should be illegal everywhere in the universe. This substance is not to be confused with alcohol, a substance which has absolutely no negative consequences.

Alex: Lets go smoke some weed.

Ashley: No thank you, I like living.

Alex: I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL! (brandishes 18 inch knife)

Weed by clln February 19, 2009

Weed 

Herb that makes your skin feel like its giving birth to cotton.

Weed makes me feel like my skin is giving birth to cotton.

Weed by englitgirl May 9, 2010

Weed 

An amazing natural herbal plant that is indigneous to our lungs and around tha world.

What tha fuuuck......u smoke weed?" "......no......ya..... i do. so wat?" "Drugs will kill u dood" "HEY HEY hey hey....lets git shit stright here.i dont do drugs i just smoke weed" "o.....well then.....let me see that jay.

Weed by Y0uNg0n3_619 June 12, 2010