National Minecraft Wedding Day

On December 14 you marry anyone in minecraft. it can be your boyfriend, girlfriend or sidehoe. even your best friend!

I’m marrying William in minecraft today!

why?

because it’s national minecraft wedding day!

by Sp01ledM1lk December 11, 2020

Debt-stination Wedding

A common practice in modern times whereas a wedding will be arranged in a far away land at an inconsiderately inordinate cost to the guests; this results in one of two scenarios in which the guest is either condemned into debt to attend or condemned into the endless shame of missing a loved one's wedding.

"Hey, are you going to Veronica's wedding at that $2k/night, 7 star hotel in Dubai?"

"No way dude... I rather suffer the shame any day over attending that debt-stination wedding..."

by AW306 May 25, 2023

Nathan's Wedding

A name given to something surprising, that you never thought would happen.

"I didn't think pigs could fly, but it turned out to be a bit of a Nathan's Wedding"

Can also be used as an exclamation: "Nathan's Wedding! Did you see that pig fly??"

by ThomasTheGnome July 3, 2023

Donald's Wedding

An event or situation that you don't believe until you actually see it with your own eyes.

"I'm really thirsty, man. How long have we been trekking through this dessert for anyway!? We should go get a drink from that oasis over there..."

"Nah man, that's a Donald's Wedding right there. It doesn't exist, it's our imagination."

"Well let's go check it out just in case"

"OK"

by ThomasTheGnome July 4, 2023

wedding

A holy matrimony in which usually a man and a woman decides to live together forever, notwithstanding prenups and other crap and without a wedding gown which there would be no such ceremony.

I bought my perfect wedding gown at www.gownsshop.com at 50% off regular price, boy did I save a shit load!

by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007

Wedding Gangbang

Following the wedding reception, the bride is carried by the groom, best man, and all the groomsmen to a private room, normally a bridal suite or bedroom, the groom then sexually shares the bride with the best man and all groomsmen, the groom, best man, and all the groomsmen spend all night, take turns having sex with and gangbanging the bride, until the following morning.

Did you have a Wedding Gangbang at your wedding?

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 23, 2023

weeny welding

Male Bonding...men participating in the act of social corresspondence.

hunting, fishing, gambling, etc.
A woman says to her husband, "are you going 'weeny welding' this weekend?"

by GMone' May 21, 2006