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Waynejob

The act of eating a girl out while exhaling smoke from a cigarette or blunt into the girl's vagina.
"Dude I'm so tired"
"what did you do last night?"
"I was with this girl all night"
"What did you do?"
"I gave her a Waynejob"
"Badass!"
by Malkomoffat16 February 5, 2012
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Band Wagon Jumper

A sports fan who's loyalty is contingent upon a team's success. These fans are rarely respected in the sport fanatic community because they reap the rewards of victory, without a willingness or fortitude to face the hardships of defeat.
1realist on the New York Mets message board on 8/10/2010 says "F the Mets!! I am a Reds fan now!!"

Thus, 1realist is a band wagon jumper
by NyMetsFan August 11, 2010
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John Wayne toilet paper

Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!
Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005
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Big Wayne

A friend of Lazlow (the real person). With Reed Tucker (again, not the fictional GTA3 character) and Couzin Ed (sometimes) he hosts the Lazlow Show on XM Radio.
In the 70s, Big Wayne made a home video of him banging a homeless girl, who eventually left him and broke his heart.
by Katori September 21, 2008
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Onceler Wagon

A big-assed, piece-of-shit, gas-guzzling SUV that should not be allowed to drive on the road.
"Look at that big, ugly Onceler Wagon! Let's egg it!"
e.g. a Hummer . . . or anything that gets under 15 mpg
by wonanee July 3, 2008
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wayne coyne

Wayne Coyne is quite possibly one of the greatest men of our time. Frontman of psychedelic rock band, The Flaming Lips, he is a singer, songwriter, guitar player, composer, painter, illustrater, philosopher, poet, screenwriter, actor and director.

Everything the man touches seems to turn to bombastic brilliance. Eccentric and free spirited, he has been clean and sober from drugs for 20 years (to many's surprise,)and had an infamous fued with fellow musician Beck Hansen during their 2002 tour.

Wayne Coyne is an athiest and seems to be fascinated with sci-fi culture, he's also been called one of the greatest onstage performers in music, well known for rolling on his crowds in a giant hamster like ball, or covering himself in fake blood.

He is born and still living with his wife Michelle in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, and enjoys playing with the neighborhood children.

He worked at Long John Silver's for 10 years, and was awarded a special badge of honor for his service. He also dropped out of high school and sold pot out of his apartment.
"I met Wayne Coyne after the show, he was incredibly kind and charming."
by the new pollution September 9, 2008
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