Water Knot

A puckered asshole that’s raw and sore from explosive shits.

That food poisoning just about blew out my pucker hole. I got a water knot.

I need some witch hazel poured on my water knot.

by Dick Onchin May 30, 2020

weekend water

An alcoholic beverage; Booze

It's Friday. I'm thirsty. Give me some weekend water.

by kleinsound May 11, 2008

puppy water

when your too young to cum and you only produce a clear liquid aka puppy water

mike jerked off and he only produced puppy water

by bigballswag365 December 2, 2015

unseasoned water

someone who is more bland than water itself

nathaniel is such unseasoned water

by greenteabitch August 6, 2021

Ketchup Water

The most vile and disgusting thing found on Earth. Often a result of laziness due to a lack of shaking a ketchup bottle before spewage onto a plate of fries or hamburger.

I would rather drink diarrhea vomited from your mother's ass after being fermented in a hippos vagina for 8000 years than ketchup water touch my fries.

by PeeJayAych January 12, 2008

water back

A glass of water you will get as a follow-up when ordering a shot or a beer.

May I have a martini and a water back?

by purpleyamcrunch August 30, 2018

free water

Slang from jersey meaning anything you want pertaining to being the best

Man1- Just dropped this track

Man2- For free?

Man1- Free water

by Freemitherfuckinwater February 23, 2018