Walkersville

A typical small rural community located in Walkersville, Maryland & in Frederick County. Landmarks in the town include Walkersville High School, the McDonalds, & Sheetz. Walkersville High School has a wide variety of students including wiggers, blacks, hicks, douchey laxers & their hoes, outcasts, band freaks, & normal teenagers. The school mascot is a Lion & the students are referred to as Lions. The community has recently undergone a series of devastating events including the loss of a couple high school students & recent graduate due to car accidents. The high school football team, formerly horrible, recently came out unexpectedly and had an almost perfect season by winning all but 1 game. Walkersville's school rival is the Middletown Knights, who often try to prove superiority by saying we have "Dirty Water".. no. Walkersville has proven to be a very strong community. Only a couple miles down the road resides Woodsboro, Maryland. Landmarks in Woodsboro include Trouts Market, Trouts Town Restaurant (Formerly known & still referred to as Crums), Highs, & The American Legion. The aroma of these towns consists of manure, & if you're in Woodsboro, fresh crabs with Old Bay or fried chicken from Trouts. Sure, these towns are surrounded by corn, & are home to countless country hicks, but we all have come to appreciate the close knit community of our little hick town and wouldn't have it any other way.

"Hey, is Deerfield in Walkersville or Woodsboro?"
"IDK man, I'm just tryna go to Sheetz"

Maryland Walkersville Woodsboro Walkersville High

by true.shyt December 1, 2011

Wanker's Arm

1) When the muscle of one arm is pumped up due to too much masturbation.
2) When one arm is aching because of too much masturbation.
3) When one arm is aching due to the repeated performance of a task such as sanding down a piece of wood.

Joe: I am a chronic masturbator. I suffer from Wanker's Arm.

by he_who_pwns_j00 October 18, 2006

Wanker's remorse

The slight feeling of guilt a man feels immediately after masturbation, brought about by a possible sense of shame, regret, hollowness inside about the absence of a girlfriend, or all of the above. This come-down is normally felt by a man who realises that his onanistic practices are merely filling the void in his life that should be occupied by a girlfriend and this feeling is nature's way of telling him that evenings alone in front of the TV sat flicking between late-night Bongo channels is not the answer.

I was bored again last night so I choked the chicken, which was ineveitably followed by Wanker's Remorse

by Patrick Antonis August 22, 2006

wankerbate

1- Yet another term for masturbating

2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")

3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")

4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")

It's time to wankerbate!

It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.

Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!

While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

Wanker's Dozen

Used to describe the phenomenon of achieving 13 wanks in a day.

Common with self-employed geeks and students.

Comparible to the finite number of times you can fold a piece of paper, the wanker's dozen is rarely beaten.

Derived from bakers dozen, except the bread rolls are spooge-filled tissues

Typical conversation:

M: "My bell end is red-raw."

J: "Why's that?"

M: "Wanker's Dozen"

J: "I am Not suprised"

by Lamb McDan May 11, 2009

you wanker

Wanker, an insult reserved for one who is rude, lazy and/or an all around bastard. Calling someone a wanker is akin to calling them a tool or a jerk. Originating in the UK.

You've been ducking me over 20$ for 6 months, you wanker.

by WankTarz May 11, 2016

Chinese Wanker

1. A wanker of the Chinese variety. Usually attributed to those people who take advantage of others friendship while regularly doing and saying stupid things. Can be used as a derogatory insult even if there is seemingly no chinese connection, in fact this is most often the case.

2. A fun thing to say at random times for little or no reason in order to invoke others into repeating the term.

1. Hakeem : Let's go to the shops today boys
Sam : Yeah ok
Jim : Sure thing
At the shops - Hakeem : I forgot my money, could you buy me some sweets? And a drink? And some donuts?
Jim : For fucks sake hakeem
Sam : You're such a Chinese wanker

2. Sam : Aha what a wanker
Jim : Seems a little Chinese too
Liam : A chinese wanker for sure
Sam : True Chinese wanker
Jim : Chi Chi Chi Chinese wanker!!!
All : Chinese Wanker!!!

by SirSammyG July 12, 2016