Waxing the Yukon

“Waxing the Yukon” is a euphemism for shaving your vagina. Waxing equates to shaving, trimming, waxing or sugaring. The Yukon refers to the Y of your crotch and that the Yukon is hard to get to but beautiful when you do.

Jackie said she was “waxing the Yukon” and clogged the shower with “wax”.

by Pegleg T October 28, 2020

wagingi

A person or creation that exceeds the normal parameters of the human mind, particularly after consuming 11 five dollar foot longs.

Damn, I got a an A on the test, we wagingin

by Plonky4 December 6, 2020

Waingro

A temporary hired extra body who is essentially a useless liability to an otherwise proficient crew. The person will be completely oblivious to any subtly, nuance, or basic professionalism associated with the job. Basically a total mook-sociopath incapable of reading social cues.

“That waingro just got his knuckle hair in the pistachios.”

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Waxing zippy

verb Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing.

Wife: honey you’ve been in the bathroom a long time, what are you doing?
Husband: waxing zippy, you said your period just started, I couldn’t wait, too much sexual tension, needed release.
Wife: clean it up when you’re done please.

by mmcg1 November 10, 2021

Waging Out

A psychotic break or mental breakdown caused by prolonged exposure to a monotonous, unrewarding, tedious, or otherwise mind-numbing workplace, typically (but not necessarily) one considered to be entry-level, or one that pays minimum "wage."

At Walmart this morning, I caught an eyeful of the wage rage, an employee was really waging out; I found them crying and screaming in the bathroom.

by BigDungo November 11, 2021

waning wood

When your pecker wood starts devolving back to it's original form

When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

Mouse Warming

This is when you meet up with a group of friends and show off all the bells and whistles of your new laptop; preferably one that no one else has but longs for.

Joe was mouse warming his new Toshiba yesterday.

by SunDazed January 8, 2010